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Originally posted by back2basics-

I have a penis I want to trade for a pair of breasts, I can pick up.

C Cup preferred.

<laughs> They're doing marvelous things with surgery now - you could probably have both. ;)

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Originally posted by back2basics-

I have a penis I want to trade for a pair of breasts, I can pick up.

C Cup preferred.

good thinking david

seeing as you only get hit on by guys, might as well have something that would get some action...:tongue:

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Originally posted by peeps

good thinking david

seeing as you only get hit on by guys, might as well have something that would get some action...:tongue:

EXACTLY. And more than that for some reason I find breasts more satisfying and relaxing to play with. You could just be chilling out, watching a film having a fiddle. My annalist says it's breast envy, just need to find somebody with breasts with penis envy and I am away.

Recently even th young boys have dried up.

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Originally posted by silente

Not even young boys, david?? Damn. Did you try your local Catholic church? The priests there would probably be able to hook you up with one or two...

I wouldn't need the church if i could get my hands on some boobs.

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<laughs> Didn't Tree say something awhile back about boobs in a box? Talk to her. Or I can bring some pamphlets or something about that surgery on Friday (because you're coming out with us, right???)

And oh, by the way...

I

AM

A

GODDESS!!!

I rule!!!

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Originally posted by silente

ESS!! GODDESS!! What is this shit?? Where's DaVe??? Fuckin a...

DAAAAAAAMN - that's real lady like, silente. cussin' and stuff - that's not how goddesses speak, young lady. do you want your privileges revoked?

hows 'bout some palmolive for that mouth of yours?

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Originally posted by peeps

DAAAAAAAMN - that's real lady like, silente. cussin' and stuff - that's not how goddesses speak, young lady. do you want your privileges revoked?

hows 'bout some palmolive for that mouth of yours?

<laughs> Hm...where to begin...

a) I most definitely do NOT kiss my mother (though those I *do* kiss say I do it rather well...).

B) I'll take the palmolive, but only if it's from somebody sexy.

c) You don't scare me peeps - you can't take away all the meaningless time I've spent lurking around here. :tongue:

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Originally posted by silente

<laughs> Hm...where to begin...

a) I most definitely do NOT kiss my mother (though those I *do* kiss say I do it rather well...).

B) I'll take the palmolive, but only if it's from somebody sexy.

c) You don't scare me peeps - you can't take away all the meaningless time I've spent lurking around here. :tongue:

shamless self plugging your kissing abilities with male familiy member MAY work out in middle america, but it holds no water here, my dear...

palmolive from someone sexy? how about some soap on a rope from me?

i don't scare you? you obviously haven't seen any pictures of me...:eek:

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Originally posted by peeps

shamless self plugging your kissing abilities with male familiy member MAY work out in middle america, but it holds no water here, my dear...

palmolive from someone sexy? how about some soap on a rope from me?

i don't scare you? you obviously haven't seen any pictures of me...:eek:

Not self-promoting?? Peeps, you obviously don't know me very well. ;)

I don't do soap on a rope - reminds me of the bad old days in lockup.

And no, I haven't seen any pictures - I was under the impression you broke cameras...

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Originally posted by silente

<laughs> That's right. They locked me up for doing nasty, unspeakable crimes.

you? and you seem SOO sweat and innocent...

wait - this is the My Little Pony Messageboard, right?

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Originally posted by peeps

you? and you seem SOO sweat and innocent...

wait - this is the My Little Pony Messageboard, right?

"SWEAT" and innocent? Hm...

And no, the My Little Pony Messageboards have moved - this is now the Ex-Cons for Truckers board. Sorry for the inconvenience

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