stupid people

[sosultan]

<< STUPID PEOPLE*

They should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm stupid." That way

you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask

them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn't see

your sign."

It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California, our house was

full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor

comes over and says, "Hey, You moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff

up once or twice a week just to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy

of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer

of bass and this idiot on the dock says, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?"

"Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel, there

was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. There's only one way to test

that.... "All right, Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it

looks g ood....they want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us

if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right...hold my sign, I don't

wanna lose it."

Last time I was home I was driving around and got a

flat tire. I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations,

the attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me and I SWEAR he

said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist I said, "Nope. I was driving around

and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago, a

guy came over to the house, drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We

get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the

exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!" See.....If he'd been wearing his

sign, I could have stopped him.