back2basics- Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Looks like we will have a group of Brits joining us on Saturday. They were looking for info, so in true helpfull British style i offered to show them what is what.The best bit is they are brining me and Kim some Salt and Vinegar walkers chrisps... mmmmmmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 <laughs> Awesome. Isn't that steve guy from the NYC boards coming out with us too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted August 21 Author Report Share Posted August 21 Originally posted by silente <laughs> Awesome. Isn't that steve guy from the NYC boards coming out with us too? Oh yeh NYC420... he may be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouncyboy Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Oh no, not a group of Brits. Chicago will never be the same after this weekend. Yikes... Lock your doors folks, the redcoats are coming!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimberlyco Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 OH YEAH..... YUM YUM YUM... Where are we going??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Originally posted by bouncyboy Oh no, not a group of Brits. Chicago will never be the same after this weekend. Yikes... Lock your doors folks, the redcoats are coming!!!!! <laughs> Are you kidding?? It's gonna be great. Guaranteed there are people more mangled than us. And guaranteed you won't be the worst dancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouncyboy Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Originally posted by silente <laughs> Are you kidding?? It's gonna be great. Guaranteed there are people more mangled than us. And guaranteed you won't be the worst dancer. Hey, I am never the worst dancer, Kimberly has a friend that takes the cake and the frosting with that one. LOLAnd as for assuming that I can't dance? this is for youoh, and B2B, It's Posse, not possy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted August 21 Author Report Share Posted August 21 Listen BB and silente, we are going to show you how to party, the night will go a little something like this.Meet round at B2B's, BB jumps straight in to the VCR's. We sit round at mine till we miss all the guestlists. BB's had a few VCR's at this point and is looking a little white and is gagging after the pill he has taken.Head on out, BB pukes. He decides he does not trust the infinitely talented mouth of B2B and goes it alone trying to blag his way in. BB fails and pays $20, where as B2B get's in free and has access to the roped of VIP area.BB pukes. Yanks realise that the reason they think Brits are bad dancers is that THEY have no rhythm and therefore wouldn't know a good dancer if it picked the up by the dangly parts, twirled them round and farted in their face.Brits show Yanks how it is done, whipping the crowd up in to a frenzy. Yanks go home, puke and sleep. Brits either go to Cafe Surreal or stay up drinking till the sun comes up. Next day Brits get up an do it again even though they drank 7 times more and stayed out 5 hours longer.back2basics - forthepurposeofthispostwombatandtommyarebrits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 <laughs> Since bb was the only one puking himself silly, does that mean that I get to stay out with the liver-less brits? :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouncyboy Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Um, you need to edit your story... BB never puked. BB only dry heaved... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Originally posted by bouncyboy Um, you need to edit your story... BB never puked. BB only dry heaved... ...or was it drive heaved.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted August 21 Author Report Share Posted August 21 And it was only THIS week... i have taken a mean average of all weeks in the compilation of this story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 <laughs> Mean indeed. So which brits are these? Are brent and tree coming?? Those two are out of control. :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted August 21 Author Report Share Posted August 21 Originally posted by silente <laughs> Mean indeed. So which brits are these? Are brent and tree coming?? Those two are out of control. :grin: No not Brent and Tree. Tree is in the UK for 5 weeks, although Brent may grace us with his presence as the misses is away.I don't actually know the people, they just posted on the Pure board and i offered to help, sent some mails and the rest is history.Seem nice people, they are coming from London. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 <nods> Right on. I forgot tree was gone. <sighs> too bad...that girl is out of her...well...tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouncyboy Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Originally posted by back2basics- And it was only THIS week... i have taken a mean average of all weeks in the compilation of this story When ever have you witnessed me puking??? I thought so. I think you are confusing me with my roommate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted August 21 Author Report Share Posted August 21 Originally posted by bouncyboy When ever have you witnessed me puking??? I thought so. I think you are confusing me with my roommate. I bloody wiped your puke from my toilet bowl (i know it was yours because of all the sausage in it), the rest of the times i have been told It's all good though If i were to drink shots i would be puking for England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimberlyco Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 I saw that thred david, they seem nice. Cool, the more the merrier, especially guys like yourself david, more people to make fun of their "love bites" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted August 21 Author Report Share Posted August 21 Originally posted by kimberlyco I saw that thred david, they seem nice. Cool, the more the merrier, especially guys like yourself david, more people to make fun of their "love bites" Yeh they sound nice people (or at least Scott does).And i wouldn't mind people taking the piss out of my 'love bites' if i got some love with those bites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouncyboy Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Originally posted by back2basics- I bloody wiped your puke from my toilet bowl (i know it was yours because of all the sausage in it), the rest of the times i have been told It's all good though If i were to drink shots i would be puking for England. Sausage huh?? Sorry my man, not mine. I don't ever remember puking at your place anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scratchapella Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Originally posted by back2basics- Listen BB and silente, we are going to show you how to party, the night will go a little something like this.Meet round at B2B's, BB jumps straight in to the VCR's. We sit round at mine till we miss all the guestlists. BB's had a few VCR's at this point and is looking a little white and is gagging after the pill he has taken.Head on out, BB pukes. He decides he does not trust the infinitely talented mouth of B2B and goes it alone trying to blag his way in. BB fails and pays $20, where as B2B get's in free and has access to the roped of VIP area.BB pukes. Yanks realise that the reason they think Brits are bad dancers is that THEY have no rhythm and therefore wouldn't know a good dancer if it picked the up by the dangly parts, twirled them round and farted in their face.Brits show Yanks how it is done, whipping the crowd up in to a frenzy. Yanks go home, puke and sleep. Brits either go to Cafe Surreal or stay up drinking till the sun comes up. Next day Brits get up an do it again even though they drank 7 times more and stayed out 5 hours longer.back2basics - forthepurposeofthispostwombatandtommyarebrits Sounds like fun. I wish I could be there this weekend. Proud to say I'm neither Brit nor Yank. See yall in the winter. (Silente- I'll see you Labor Day weekend! ) B2B- post mad pics when you get back from IbiTHa, even the embarassing ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Originally posted by scratchapella B2B- post mad pics when you get back from IbiTHa, even the embarassing ones. <laughs> Are you kidding?? ESPECIALLY the embarassing ones!! And hellllllz yeah - Danny Howells, watch out. :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted August 21 Author Report Share Posted August 21 What between DJ Swinge wanting to set-up gigs and run parties, you guys wanting me to take photos. Girls wanting orgies and peeps wanting me to re-arrange rooms.. does anybody mind if I have some fun?I plan to be too spangled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouncyboy Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Originally posted by silente <laughs> Are you kidding?? ESPECIALLY the embarassing ones!! You ready for this one.I happen to have, in my reach, a picture of B2B giving head to a statue at Kustom. Not only is he sucking on a stone dick, but it's at Kustom... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Originally posted by bouncyboy You ready for this one.I happen to have, in my reach, a picture of B2B giving head to a statue at Kustom. Not only is he sucking on a stone dick, but it's at Kustom... <laughs> Come on....you've gotta be kidding.If not, I want to see it. And I want a copy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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