Miami Lingo Dictionary

[meng]

Vivaporru = n. Vicks Vapor Rub

Bosguagon = n. the Volkswagen Beetle

marque = n. a supermarket

groceri = n. grocery store or supermarket

Guendis = n. Wendy's fast-food restaurant

Berguerquin = n. Burger King

Equer dro = n. Eckerd Drugs

Macdonal = n. McDonald's

Disne Wol = n. Disney World

Pisa Ho = n. Pizza Hut

Sebenileben = n. 7-Eleven convenience store

guarejaus = n. warehouse

pisicorre = n. station wagon

paraguero = n. inept motorist

saguecera = n. Miami's southwest residential areas

jandi = n. a parking space reserved for the handicapped

tique = n. ticket

tonpai = n. turnpike

transporteichon = n. barely adequate automobile

La Vaquita = n. the closest Farm Stores to your house

dauntaun = n. urban downtown area

llompear = v. the act of connecting two vehicles' power sources

together with jumper cables in order to induce recharging of one of

the vehicle's batteries

un su = n. a legal suit

yin = n. a pair of jeans

blumer = n. women's underwear; panties

pantijo = n. panty hose

tenis = n. athletic shoes; sneakers

chor = n. pair of shorts

yaqui = n. a jacket or windbreaker

Guachinton = n. Washington DC

Mallamibish = n. Miami Beach

printear = v. to print; use of a computer printer

faxear = v. to fax

taipear = v. to type

incontas = adj. Income Tax

bisne = n. a business or business endeavor

escochteip = n. Scotch Tape

liquiando = v. a leak

efichiensi = n. efficiency housing

Fa = n. Fab laundry detergent

lonchando = v. having lunch

pitipua = n. green peas

jambergue = n. a hamburger

beico = n. bacon

shicle = n. chewing gum

cuqui = n. a cookie

jotdo = n. a frankfurter

sanguishe = n. a sandwich

estop = n. stop sign

senkiu = n thank you

guau = adj. wow

un chou = adj. to make a scene in public

japiverdei = n. a birthday

embarkation = n. failure to adhere to a previous commitment

or agreement

flonquear = v. to fail an examination or course

[georgeacasta2]

I seen some of them but the one I hadn't we're hilarious

[georgeacasta2]

Benign................What you be after you be eight.

Artery................The study of paintings.

Bacteria..............Back door to cafeteria.

Barium................What doctors do when patients die.

Cesarean Section......A neighborhood in Rome.

Catscan...............Searching for kitty.

Cauterize.............Made eye contact with her.

Colic.................A sheep dog.

Coma..................A punctuation mark.

D & C.................Where Washington is.

Dilate................To live long.

Enema.................Not a friend.

Fester................Quicker than someone else.

Fibula................A small lie.

Genital...............Non-Jewish person.

G.I. Series...........World Series of military baseball.

Hangnail..............What you hang your coat on.

Impotent..............Distinguished, well known.

Labor Pain............Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff.........A Doctor's cane.

Morbid................A higher offer than I bid.

Nitrates..............Cheaper than day rates.

Node..................-Was aware of-

Outpatient............A person who has fainted.

Pap Smear.............A fatherhood test.

Pelvis................Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative........A letter carrier.

Recovery Room.........Place to do upholstery.

Rectum................Darn near killed him.

Secretion.............Hiding something.

Seizure...............Roman emperor.

Tablet................A small table.

Terminal Illness......Getting sick at the airport.

Tumor.................More than one.

Urine.................Opposite of you're out.

Varicose..............Near by/close by.

Vein..................Conceited.

[joeygk]

Meng.........that was quality........maybe now I'll get a job as a translator during the week!