angeluv Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Someone entertain me!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ldoan Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 I'm at work and I'm bored too! My next class isn't till 5:30 so I'm just trying to kill time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dialectics Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 i will do my german dance for you its fun and gay and tra-la-lahope you will enjoy my dancefiddely-i fiddely-i-a..........a man walks into a bar.... ouch.What gender is computer?A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine."House," in French, is feminine -- "la maison.""Pencil," in French, is masculine -- "le crayon."One puzzled student asked, "What gender is computer?".The teacher did not know, and the word wasn't in her French dictionary. So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough, by gender, and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun. Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.The men's group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay cheque on accessories for it.The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le computer"), because: 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; AND 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer, you could have got a better model.The women won. have a nice afternoon....rob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 YOURE ALWAYS BOREDMAYBE U NEED A NEW JOB, LIKE A COKE DEALER OR PIMP OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angeluv Posted August 30 Author Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by dialectics i will do my german dance for you its fun and gay and tra-la-lahope you will enjoy my dancefiddely-i fiddely-i-a..........a man walks into a bar.... ouch.What gender is computer?A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine."House," in French, is feminine -- "la maison.""Pencil," in French, is masculine -- "le crayon."One puzzled student asked, "What gender is computer?".The teacher did not know, and the word wasn't in her French dictionary. So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough, by gender, and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun. Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.The men's group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay cheque on accessories for it.The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le computer"), because: 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; AND 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer, you could have got a better model.The women won. have a nice afternoon....rob LOL thanks. You actually put a smile on my face! It's been a sucky week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by bigpoppanils YOURE ALWAYS BOREDMAYBE U NEED A NEW JOB, LIKE A COKE DEALER OR PIMP OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT That's the kind of job I'm looking for...Although have yet see anything in the papers..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angeluv Posted August 30 Author Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by bigpoppanils YOURE ALWAYS BOREDMAYBE U NEED A NEW JOB, LIKE A COKE DEALER OR PIMP OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT I know. I think I need a job that makes me work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dialectics Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by angeluv LOL thanks. You actually put a smile on my face! It's been a sucky week! Hehehe that's what i'm here for (but don't worry this weekend will ROCK!!!!!!)rob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angeluv Posted August 30 Author Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by dialectics Hehehe that's what i'm here for (but don't worry this weekend will ROCK!!!!!!)rob I'm not too sure about that! My plans pretty much fell through! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=56323 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggfella4 Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 i am definatly the bored one here, i got class at 10:40 till 12:25 and then my next class isnt until 7:40 at night..talk about being bored... and on tuesdays i got and 8:40 class until 10:20 and then i got a 7:40 class... someone shoot me peace outgianni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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