I'm bored........

[angeluv]

Someone entertain me!!!!

[ldoan]

I'm at work and I'm bored too! My next class isn't till 5:30 so I'm just trying to kill time.

[dialectics]

i will do my german dance for you

its fun and gay and tra-la-la

hope you will enjoy my dance

fiddely-i fiddely-i-a..........

a man walks into a bar.... ouch.

What gender is computer?

A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

"House," in French, is feminine -- "la maison."

"Pencil," in French, is masculine -- "le crayon."

One puzzled student asked, "What gender is computer?".

The teacher did not know, and the word wasn't in her French dictionary. So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough, by gender, and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun. Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay cheque on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le computer"), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; AND

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer, you could have got a better model.

The women won.

have a nice afternoon....

rob

[bigpoppanils]

YOURE ALWAYS BORED

MAYBE U NEED A NEW JOB, LIKE A COKE DEALER OR PIMP OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

[angeluv]

Originally posted by dialectics

i will do my german dance for you

its fun and gay and tra-la-la

hope you will enjoy my dance

fiddely-i fiddely-i-a..........

a man walks into a bar.... ouch.

What gender is computer?

A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

"House," in French, is feminine -- "la maison."

"Pencil," in French, is masculine -- "le crayon."

One puzzled student asked, "What gender is computer?".

The teacher did not know, and the word wasn't in her French dictionary. So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough, by gender, and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun. Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay cheque on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le computer"), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; AND

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer, you could have got a better model.

The women won.

have a nice afternoon....

rob

LOL thanks. You actually put a smile on my face! It's been a sucky week!

[SPYGIRL3]

Originally posted by bigpoppanils

YOURE ALWAYS BORED

MAYBE U NEED A NEW JOB, LIKE A COKE DEALER OR PIMP OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

That's the kind of job I'm looking for...Although have yet see anything in the papers.....

[angeluv]

Originally posted by bigpoppanils

YOURE ALWAYS BORED

MAYBE U NEED A NEW JOB, LIKE A COKE DEALER OR PIMP OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

I know. I think I need a job that makes me work!

[dialectics]

Originally posted by angeluv

LOL thanks. You actually put a smile on my face! It's been a sucky week!

Hehehe that's what i'm here for

(but don't worry this weekend will ROCK!!!!!!)

rob

[angeluv]

Originally posted by dialectics

Hehehe that's what i'm here for

(but don't worry this weekend will ROCK!!!!!!)

rob

I'm not too sure about that! My plans pretty much fell through!

[gonzojournilist]

http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=56323

[ggfella4]

i am definatly the bored one here, i got class at 10:40 till 12:25 and then my next class isnt until 7:40 at night..talk about being bored... and on tuesdays i got and 8:40 class until 10:20 and then i got a 7:40 class... someone shoot me

peace out

gianni