shlonger Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 This is a warning to anyone who will be in Vegas from the 17th until the 24th of September, in the year 2001. There will be a guido invasion beginning with guido team alpha who arrive on the 17th. Guido team bravo will arrive on the eve of the 19th, followed by team charlie on the morning of the 20th. Upon arrival, we will unleash hell to any female monsters we see roaming the streets, casinos, clubs, or anywhere in the vicinity of the entire west coast. We are globally reknowned as DIVINE creatures, and upon our site, you will feel as if you have had a revelation. We will leave no female ungroped, and the only safe haven would possibly be either Area 51 or Afghanistan. Guidette monsters should be overly cautious due to the instant magnetic attraction that a guidette would normally have when being in the vicinity of a member of our alliance. Monsters with an abundance of cleavage should also beware, for silicon to us is as analogous as blood is to a shark. To find us, you can either search for the large female congregation, bowing their heads in worship, for we will be at the epicenter of it. Another important fact is the only shrines and monuments of the GUIDO ALLIANCE memebers being built in vegas. We will leave Vegas and anyone who is fortunate enough to meet us in awe and yearning for more. That is a guarantee. Although this week has been pretty hard for all of us I would imagine, we will show these terrorists that they can take away our towers, but they cannot take away our freedom nor will they stand in our way of conquering what is rightfully ours (any female rated 9 or higher). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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