SPYGIRL3 Posted September 17 Report Share Posted September 17 Very Naughty Quickies! 1. What do Jell-O and a woman have in common? ---They both wiggle when you eat them. 2. What is a Yankee? ---The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. 3. What do women and condoms have in common? ---They both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis. 4. What do you call two skunks that are 69ing? ---Odor eaters. 5. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? ---A Lickalotopuss. 6. Why do men name their penis? ---They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of their decisions. 7. What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? ---Snowballs. 8. What does a rooster have that a man wants? ---A hard pecker. 9. What kind of bees give milk? ---Boo bees. 10. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as? ---Speed bumps. 11. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? ---They both like a tight seal. 12. Why do only 30% of women get into Heaven? ---If it were more, it would be Hell. 13. What has three teeth and sixty feet? --- The front row at a Willy Nelson concert. 14. What is the new gay Internet address? ---c: enter 15. What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? ---They're right! We do taste like chicken! 16. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? ---The balls are just for decoration. 17. What did the banana say to the vibrator? ---What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat ME! 18. Why do girls rub their eyes in the morning? ---They have no balls to scratch 19. What is the difference between erotic and kinky? ---Erotic is using a feather ... kinky is using the whole chicken. 20. What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah? ---About three inches. 21. How do you make a hormone? ---Don't pay her. 22. What do you call a gay dinosaur? ---A Megasorass. 23. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ---One..Men will screw anything. 24. What do Michael Jackson and a grocery bag have in common? ---They are both made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with. 25. What is the mating call of a blonde? --- "I'm sooooo drunk!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted September 17 Report Share Posted September 17 LMAO... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicapples Posted September 17 Report Share Posted September 17 lol.. thats my girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggfella4 Posted September 17 Report Share Posted September 17 very funny.peace outgianni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted September 17 Report Share Posted September 17 LMAO. GOOD ONESwhassup girl, lost contact in all the mess.Mikey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted September 18 Author Report Share Posted September 18 Originally posted by apotheosis LMAO. GOOD ONESwhassup girl, lost contact in all the mess.Mikey I know.....I was not happy about CP being down:mad: Are you coming to Abyss on Friday to check out Richie or are you gonna try Bunka again???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted September 18 Author Report Share Posted September 18 Originally posted by atomicapples lol.. thats my girl I try.....Sometimes...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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