Emmitt Posted September 21 Report Share Posted September 21 Down in a HoleA rabbit running through the forest stumbles upon adeer rolling a joint. The rabbit says, “Don’t do that.Come running with me. It’s much more fun!†Thedeer takes off with the rabbit.They come across an elephant doing coke. “Comerunning with us, elephant,†says the rabbit. “You’llfeel so good!†The elephant decides to join in thefun. The animals encounter a lion about to shoot up.Before the rabbit can say anything, the lion knocks itunconscious.The deer screams, “Lion, what are you doing? He’s trying to help us!†The lion answers, “The fuckermakes me run around the forest like an idiot every time he takes Ecstasy!†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyblackroc Posted September 21 Report Share Posted September 21 At a funeral parlor the wakes for three gay men were being held simultaneously. Their boyrfriends happened to be at the funeral parlor at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes once their loved ones had been cremated. The first man said, "My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." The second man said, "My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake." The third man said, "My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of hot chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmitt Posted September 21 Author Report Share Posted September 21 Originally posted by johnnyblackroc At a funeral parlor the wakes for three gay men were being held simultaneously. Their boyrfriends happened to be at the funeral parlor at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes once their loved ones had been cremated. The first man said, "My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." The second man said, "My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake." The third man said, "My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of hot chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time." JBR......i thought mine was funny, but yours def takes the cake....fuckin' funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyblackroc Posted September 21 Report Share Posted September 21 Originally posted by Emmitt JBR......i thought mine was funny, but yours def takes the cake....fuckin' funny!!! Thanks, EMMITT....you still down for a few adult bevies with NABUC and I next week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmitt Posted September 21 Author Report Share Posted September 21 Originally posted by johnnyblackroc Thanks, EMMITT....you still down for a few adult bevies with NABUC and I next week? no doubt, just let me know in advance when and where.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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