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senorfern

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I overheard this one the other day at my office:

3 guys (german, irish, polish) are sitting at a bar. After a few rounds, the bartender gives them all a round on the house. The german guy turns to the other two and says, "In my country, after the 3rd round, all the beers are half price."

The irish guy then speaks up. "In my country, after the second round, the following round is free."

The polish then proceeds to say, "Ha, I got all you guys beat. There's this bar back home where the 1st round is free, the 2nd round is free, even the 3rd,4th, & 5th rounds are free! Then, after the 5th round, they take you into the back room and you get LAID!"

"Holy shit," the other guys exclaim, "where's this great bar at and what's it called?"

The polish guy replies..."uh, I don't know...but my sister goes there every friday night."

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