johnnyblackroc Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 4 nuns die and go to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter stops them and says, “all of you have touched a man’s penis in your lifetime. Wash that part of the body with this holy water and you’re in!”With that the 1st nun explains how she accidentally turned and touched a man’s penis. She washes her hand and badda bing, she’s in heaven. The 2nd nun said she turned during communion and hit a man’s penis with her elbow. She washes the elbow and badda bing, she’s in.Just then, the 4th nun tries to cut infront of the 3rd nun. St peter exclaims, “Wait a minute! There’s no cutting in line…”The 4th nun screams, “If you think I’m going to gargle with the water after she washes her ass with it, you’re kidding me!” :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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