Heres another...

[aguy2go]

Alright theres a fly, and it's flying over a river.

In the river theres a fish, and the fish sees the fly.

The Fish thinks to himself, if that fly comes down 6 inches, I can jump up and eat him.

Theres a bear, who sees the fish and fly.

And the bear thinks to himself if that fly goes down 6 inches, that fish will jump up to get him then I can sweep up my paw and nab me my lunch.

Theres a hunter, who sees fish, bear and fly.

The hunter thinks to himself, if that fly comes down 6 inches, that fish will jump up to eat him, the bear will sweep up to nap the fish thus exposing itself and I can shoot me a bear.

Theres a mouse who is looking at a piece of cheese in the hunters pocket. And the mouse thinks to himself that if the hunter shoots at the bear, who sweeps up his paw to nab the fish thats going after the fly that just went down 6 inches, that piece of cheese will fall and he can eat like a king.

Theres a cat who sees the whole thing.

And the cat thinks to himself that if the fly goes down 6 inches, the fish will jump up to eat it, the bear will sweet up its paw, the hunter will shoot, the cheese will fall, the mouse will come out and I can eat me a mouse.

Anyway...

The fly comes down 6 inches, the fish jumps up and nabs him.

The bear swoops out its paw and captures the helpless fish.

The hunter shoots, the cheese falls the mouse comes out the cat jumps MISSED the mouse and falls in the river.

Whats the moral of this story?

...when the fly comes down 6 inches, theres going to be some wet pussy...

[airatomic]

lol!

[synderella420]

lol that was a good one!!