vision Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 PICKUP LINES THAT MAY GET YOU KILLED1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feedbag.3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.6. My love for you is like diarrhea-I just can't hold it in.7. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.8. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!9. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas,could I meet you between the holidays?10. You remind me of a championship bass-I don't know whether tomount you or eat you!11. Your parents must be retarded because you are special.12. Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?13. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?14. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouthopen and I'll put my head in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluespring Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 What about some pickup line that may get you scored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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