johnnyblackroc Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 A farmer is driving his 8 year old daughter down the road to go to lunch. As he nears a couple on the side of the road, he notices they are arguing and watches in horror as the wife cuts off her man's penis and throws it into the traffic.The penis hits the windshield of the farmer's truck. Not knowing how to react, he says nothing. Just then, his daughter says, "Daddy, what was that that hit the window?"Without missing a beat, the farmer replies, "Oh honey, that was just a fly..."His daughter then exclaims, "Well that fly had the biggest dick I ever saw!!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 what do you call a Quaker with his arm up a horse's ass???a mechanic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sextacy911 Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 lol:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amercali Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 lol real funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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