deanna11 Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 "hey, baby. i know where the root servers are" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 No thanks....ill stick with."Nice shoes....lets fuck." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loch Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 don't worry, she's speaking crack-onics. only people with razors & mirrors understand. (wrong paraphenelia?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 hey baby.wanna participate in some co-ed naked BASIC programming?PEEKandPOKEi'll... go sit in the corner now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 "i wanna sleep wichu.""damn, i seem to have put my e in my coke*." *cocaine i get all the winners . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blowflyii Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 it shows a woman that you took the time to look at the whole picture...keep it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 My what White teeth you have,i'd really like to come across them again some day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 Originally posted by apotheosis My what White teeth you have,i'd really like to come across them again some day. uuummm eewwwwww.my favorite one is: "Thats a nice tattoo. Did it hurt?"so creative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 Originally posted by apotheosis My what White teeth you have,i'd really like to come across them again some day. LMAO!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slim007 Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 AHH . . .So are u gonna lic my ass or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 I dunno who to give credit for this; someone on this board, posted it a couple of months ago"your parents must be retarded, because you are special" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbocc10 Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 is that a keg in your pants?.... cause id like to tap that ass.yea that doesnt work either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fd1977 Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 guy: i need some help in the bathroom.girl: what kind of help?guy: my doctor said i cant lift anything heavyalways gets a smile out of girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saigray Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 Originally posted by lavendermenace uuummm eewwwwww.my favorite one is: "Thats a nice tattoo. Did it hurt?"so creative. There is a great moment in this weird movie called Dream with the Fishes, when the girl is tatooing herslef and the guy says that and she turns around and goes..."Of course it hurts asshole, I'm bleeding. A more interesing questions would be 'Do you like the pain'. Then we'd have something to talk about." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 we were gonna get something to eat:I showed up, she said "what do you want to eat?"I said "you"she said "lets go"I swear! and it worked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charrails Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 how 'bout"fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Jim?"(ya gotta say it to a girl)or "if I told you I liked your body would you hold it against me?"yep, these are terrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 LOL*that's some funny shit!I'm too much of a dork to even aproach hotties at a bar..I usually just wet my pants at the sight of a hot chick and run off screaming like a little girl.. :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 Wait a sec Mugz. You're telling me you flee from HOT women? Wouldn't it make more sense to run from the icky ones? (Unless, of course, you're in for that kind of thing....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorfern Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 Did you just get out of the hospital?Because you are sick! Damn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guestlisted Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 I like this one, would not try it, but.....The word of the day is legs....So lets go back to my place and spread the word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dialectics Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 is that a mirror in your pocket? because i can really see myself in your pantsmy personal fave is "you have a really nice style, though your clothes would look better on my floor"not that i would ever use any of these.... rob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Originally posted by dialectics is that a mirror in your pocket? because i can really see myself in your pants :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loch Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 how do you like your eggs in the morning?> scrambled, sunny-side up, over-easy, or FERTILIZED?nice meeting you. should i call you in the morning, or just nudge?personal fav: find a paper bag to put over your head and let's f*ck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Originally posted by loch personal fav: find a paper bag to put over your head and let's f*ck. daaaaaamn that's HARSH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loch Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Originally posted by thehacker daaaaaamn that's HARSH. yup; women can be harsh. but i'll take what i can get. ::puts bag over my head:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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