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Originally posted by upjumpdaboogie

dude, I'm so over this day, already... (irregardless of last nights activities)

Two guys are in a bar:

Man #1: Do you want another beer?

Man #2: No thanks, I'm trying to cut down to 'excessive'.

Man #1: From what?

Man #2: From ridiculous!

hee hee hee

you're special :laugh::mad::laugh:

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Originally posted by upjumpdaboogie

that's why the send the little yellow bus for me at 2:30

Well I packed you lunch for you and I attached your mittens to your jacket so everything should be okay. Just dont drool on yourself or any of the other kids..... they told me that it grossed them out......:blown:

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Originally posted by rocketfuel76

Well I packed you lunch for you and I attached your mittens to your jacket so everything should be okay. Just dont drool on yourself or any of the other kids..... they told me that it grossed them out......:blown:

sheesh.. with friends like you... how do you really feel?

I tell you Jimmie had it coming, I saved that drool for three days, and when it wasn't looking. :rolleyes: SPLAT!! rat basta'd

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Originally posted by upjumpdaboogie

sheesh.. with friends like you... how do you really feel?

I tell you Jimmie had it coming, I saved that drool for three days, and when it wasn't looking. :rolleyes: SPLAT!! rat basta'd

Oh tha kid, ill have to call his mother...... I told him to stop giving you those wedgeis. The principal called me today and told me that he found a bucket of drool in your locker w/jimmys name on it........

So I guess well be in the principals office AGAIN today... you are a naughty little boy!!!!!

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Originally posted by rocketfuel76

Oh tha kid, ill have to call his mother...... I told him to stop giving you those wedgeis. The principal called me today and told me that he found a bucket of drool in your locker w/jimmys name on it........

So I guess well be in the principals office AGAIN today... you are a naughty little boy!!!!!

Not the wedgies.. don't take that away from me... every since I got the rubber superman underoo's and ruby red slippers, i just go along for the ride, weeeeeeeeeeeeee

Good thing they didn't move the bucket, your viles were underneath it.. I won't ever understand why Mrs. Robinson makes me munch her carpet and yank her drapes.

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Originally posted by upjumpdaboogie

Not the wedgies.. don't take that away from me... every since I got the rubber superman underoo's and ruby red slippers, i just go along for the ride, weeeeeeeeeeeeee

Good thing they didn't move the bucket, your viles were underneath it.. I won't ever understand why Mrs. Robinson makes me munch her carpet and yank her drapes.

Thats riiiight.... the viles shit I almost forgot....I hope you didn't smoke all the crack!!!!!!!

I told you when Miss robinson asks you do!!!! Thats how its goes, don't ask any questions, put the underwear on the red ruby slippers and dance boy!!! Before I make you do more than just pull on her drapes.......:idea:

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Originally posted by rocketfuel76

Thats riiiight.... the viles shit I almost forgot....I hope you didn't smoke all the crack!!!!!!!

I told you when Miss robinson asks you do!!!! Thats how its goes, don't ask any questions, put the underwear on the red ruby slippers and dance boy!!! Before I make you do more than just pull on her drapes.......:idea:

Like what maybe clean out her inbox.. it's getting pretty full ;):tongue:;) She likes it when I fill up her box, yeah baby, just like that, harder faster, harder faster... She might just have to take the mailman right then and there....

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Originally posted by upjumpdaboogie

Like what maybe clean out her inbox.. it's getting pretty full ;):tongue:;) She likes it when I fill up her box, yeah baby, just like that, harder faster, harder faster... She might just have to take the mailman right then and there....

SHHHHH......... they box is empty

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