jari Posted November 2 Report Share Posted November 2 okay this is to be told out loudin a southern (idont know what you would call it)western cow girl acsentthere were three southern bells,and they were all going out with three different guys with the same name: martinthe first one says "well since all our boyfriends names are martin why dont we name them after soda pops?'""just to get us all started i think that i'm going to name my martin 7 up cause hes 7 inches and always up!"the secound one says"well i think that i'm going to call my martin mountain dew cause hes always mountin me and dewin me!!"the third one says"well i think that i'm gonna name my martin Jack daniels"honey jack daniels isnt a soda pop thats a hard liquer!!""mmmmmmmmm i know"!!DEFINITION; jack daniels: hard alcohol ha ha okay bye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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