dgmodel Posted November 4 Report Share Posted November 4 somebody sent this to me i found it funny so i put it here... enjoy... What your car says about you...Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars Acura NSX - I am impotent Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart) Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall. Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall. Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year. Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp Lamborghini Countach - I only have one testicle Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above) Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler MGB - I am dating a mechanic Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings. Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie Porsche 944 - I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic) Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted November 5 Report Share Posted November 5 So DG which one are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 5 Author Report Share Posted November 5 sadly enough my cars not there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted November 5 Report Share Posted November 5 Thats okay babe!! I could just imagine what kinda car you would have lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 5 Author Report Share Posted November 5 and what are you imagining??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted November 5 Report Share Posted November 5 Something really sleek and is very fast and also fully loaded;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 5 Author Report Share Posted November 5 Black on Black Audi... Every Option, Fully loaded, only thing missing is you in the passenger seat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted November 5 Report Share Posted November 5 Oh you are too sweet! Maybe one day i can find out just how sweet you really are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 5 Author Report Share Posted November 5 anytime... like i said my doors are always open to you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted November 5 Report Share Posted November 5 sweet....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketfuel76 Posted November 5 Report Share Posted November 5 Toyota CAMRY!!! :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted November 5 Report Share Posted November 5 LMFAOOOO!!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicapples Posted November 5 Report Share Posted November 5 my current car is not on it, nor my next car im going to get in a month or so.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted November 5 Report Share Posted November 5 And what would your car be mr> apples??? I am thinking along the lines of dg??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketfuel76 Posted November 5 Report Share Posted November 5 tell us about the car My car wasn't on there either...... but the one close to mine kinda is "me" so its funny and its not the toyota camry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted November 5 Report Share Posted November 5 I don't see Toyota MR2 on there.maybe that's for the better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketfuel76 Posted November 5 Report Share Posted November 5 Originally posted by cintron I don't see Toyota MR2 on there.maybe that's for the better not such a bad car....I have a galant I wonder what that would be, the one for the diamanete is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicapples Posted November 5 Report Share Posted November 5 mr2, 91-92? i see a turbo hood... -=)...cant see if you have t-tops of slick top...i have a maxima, next up... subaru wrx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 5 Author Report Share Posted November 5 Originally posted by synderella420 And what would your car be mr> apples??? I am thinking along the lines of dg??? nah think uncle bens... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted November 5 Report Share Posted November 5 Originally posted by cintron I don't see Toyota MR2 on there.maybe that's for the better i'll make one for you... Toyota MR2 - I wish I had money for a Supra....(j/k) i'll make one up for my eclipse while i'm at it...Eagle Talon/Mitsu Eclipse/Plymoth Laser - You spend 50% of your time answering the question... "Hey isn't that a (pick one of the 3)...?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 5 Author Report Share Posted November 5 LMAO!!! hahahahhaha.. hahahahahah... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicapples Posted November 5 Report Share Posted November 5 i want a 86 corolla... thats right... tureno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted November 5 Report Share Posted November 5 Heres one for you D....Audis - Why didn't I just get a Japanese car or a better job and a Porshe? well... atleast its not a volvo... (eurotrash)(I think apples might appreciate that one) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicapples Posted November 5 Report Share Posted November 5 yes...fuck this sucks.. all my boys are converting into euro cars.. even my parents are... this sucks~!~!~!~! am i going to be the last one on jap cars??? am i the only one who love aluminum cars???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted November 5 Report Share Posted November 5 Originally posted by atomicapples yes...fuck this sucks.. all my boys are converting into euro cars.. even my parents are... this sucks~!~!~!~! am i going to be the last one on jap cars??? am i the only one who love aluminum cars???? You can always start hanging out with the whacky honda kids... hey, your car would look better without a headlight anyway (for ram-air), lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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