vikkii123 Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 Friend,>> When you are sad,...> I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge> against the sorry bastard who made you sad.>> When you are blue, ...> I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.>> When you smile, ...> I'll know you finally got laid.>> When you are scared, ...> I will razz you about it every chance I get.>> When you are worried, ...> I will tell you horrible stories about how much> worse it could be and to quit whining.>> When you are confused, ...> I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.>> When you are sick, ...> stay away from me until you're well again. I don't> want whatever you have.>> When you fall, ...> I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.>> This is my oath, ...> I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? Because> you're my friend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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