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Favorite quotes said to you after sex?

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Did your partner ever say something so utterly hilarious to you after sex, you just bust out laughing.. more along the lines of cute, then ridoculous?

My top three this last week were:

1. You're all up in my guts

2. Damn, you fucked the shit out of me

3. I think I bruised my head on your headboard

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Originally posted by upjumpdaboogie

Did your partner ever say something so utterly hilarious to you after sex, you just bust out laughing.. more along the lines of cute, then ridoculous?

My top three this last week were:

1. You're all up in my guts

2. Damn, you fucked the shit out of me

3. I think I bruised my head on your headboard

Well I haven't, but I've had someone laughing in my face about shit that I've said..........

And then have them crack up at me for aboiut an hour after that.....and I did hit my head and it hurt.....

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What I've got: (all girls obviously)

1.) "ow i think you punctured my kidney"

2.) "it feels like i'm a vanilla Fribble"

3.) "ice cubes feel great! you should try one! wait... im sorry"

4.) "oh that feels so good its just how i would do it" :eek:

5.) "oops. you lost the condom. could you get it - my hands arent long enough"

6.) "my ass feels like i could park a truck in it." (also a girl)

when i remember more i'll post em

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Originally posted by gambitrah

- i told you i was over 18 right?

- i wont press charges

- my dad just came home

- im married

- put the cash on the table on the way out

....j/k..those all did sound good tho...

:tongue:

Those are so funny.....:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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