upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Report Share Posted November 16 Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 name's UpJumpDaBoogie. That's so you know what to scream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 My name's UpJumpDaBoogie, but you can call me "lover." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 Nice shoes. Wanna fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 Do you have a mirror in your pants? [No, why?] Because I can see myself down there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 Can I borrow a quarter? [What for?] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 Can I flirt with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 [Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven. OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 All those curves, and me with no brakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 [Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 Is it hot in here or is it just you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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