upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 So... How am I doin'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 You must be a daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 Just call me milk cause I'll do your body good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 Your body's name must be Visa, cause it's everywhere I want to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 I'd like to screw your brains out....But apparently someone beat me to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 What kind of clothes do you have on, Windex? Because i can see myself in your pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 You may not be impressed with me right now but you notice I'm the only one talking to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 Excuse me I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a big breasted bed thrasher, have you seen one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 You want to play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 If you're going to regret this in the morning we can sleep until theafternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 Oh exuse me I thought that was a braille name tag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 You may not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 You must be Jamaican, cause you're Jamaican me crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 So what time do I wake you up in the morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 If you were blue and I was yellow, my favorite color would be green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 Was your dad a theif? No. Then who stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 Baby do you know cpr? because everytime I see you my heart stops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 You are as beautiful as the venus de milo...except for the arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 Are those erasers in your bra or are you just happy to see me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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