Calories Of Sex

[djmikedr]

CALORIES OF SEX

It has been known for many years that Sex was

good exercise, but until now nobody had made a

scientific study of the caloric content of different

sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary"

research we are proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With her consent.......................... 12 Calories

Without her consent...................187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands............................ 8 Calories

With one hand............................ 12 Calories

With your teeth........................... 85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection........................ 6 Calories

Without an erection.................... 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:

Trying to find the clitoris.............. 8 Calories

Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories

POSITIONS:

Missionary................................. 12 Calories

69 lying down.............................. 78Calories

69 standing up............................. 112 Calories

Wheelbarrow................................216 Calories

Doggy Style................................ 326Calories

Italian chandelier......................... 912Calories

ORGASMING:

Real............................................112 Calories

False...........................................315 Calories

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging..................... 18 Calories

Getting up immediately.................... 36 Calories

Explaining why you got

out of bed immediately...................816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:

If you are:

20-29 years old................................36 Calories

30-39years................................ ... ..80 Calories

40-49years..................................... 124 Calories

50-59years..................................... 972 Calories

60-69years................................... 2916 Calories

70 and over.....................................Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:

Calmly..............................................................32 Calories

In a hurry....................................................... 98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door..... 1218 Calories

With your wife knocking a the door......... 3521 Calories

[bkissa]

if we're going to have sex looks like you'll have to eat a BIG meal beforehand.

and me...a good sized one too considering the faking orgasm and getting out of bed in a hurry thing. meow.

[echostar]

:laugh: :laugh:

[bigpoppanils]

[georgym]

hahhaha

and i sweat A LOT, so all the #'s are probably double 4 me

[SPYGIRL3]

Originally posted by bkissa

if we're going to have sex looks like you'll have to eat a BIG meal beforehand.

and me...a good sized one too considering the faking orgasm and getting out of bed in a hurry thing. meow.

:laugh:

[atomicapples]

i got that via email... where did it ceom from... wierd...

[djmikedr]

Originally posted by atomicapples

i got that via email... where did it ceom from... wierd...

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