georgym Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 the mutherfuker's got huge ass wheels, and it looks like something a handicap person would use.They say they believe it will be useful in the city to avoid traffic. But damn, we'll have to get a whole new set of traffic signals for these "razor" wannabe'sPlus, they only go 17 mph! The only benefit is it 's safer for the environment. I guess the first of everything is big and clunky like this:BIIIIIG DEAL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 HA HA HA!!!!Did anyone see South Park a couple weeks ago?Mr. Garrison made a new means of transportation called "IT" and to power it, you had to blow on one lever right in front of your head, stroke two other levers next to it while bouncing up and down on a lever going up your ass.And one person who tried it out said "Well, it's better than how you get treated at airports!!"That shit was funny as Hell.Peace, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 Just wait till spragga gets his hands on one of those... he'll take those 20" rims off his wheelchair.. shine em up real nice.... and STICK EM ON THAT CONTRAPTION! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illlogik Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 LOL yeah that thing is pretty funny. I would still like to try one out and stuff. I think is interesting because theres no controls or anything, it just responds to the way you stand on it .I agree with gmccookny it is a NERD MOBILE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 fuck it, I'm a nerd....gimme one....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted December 4 Author Report Share Posted December 4 Originally posted by xpander fuck it, I'm a nerd....gimme one....... hehhe, only if you're wiling to wear khaki pants, banana rep. vest sweater, and an oversize helmet on your noggin I'd rather have my vespa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dialectics Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 i'm gonna get me one.... and listen to lots of KRAFTWERK!rob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 Originally posted by gmccookny hehhe, only if you're wiling to wear khaki pants, banana rep. vest sweater, and an oversize helmet on your noggin I'd rather have my vespa MOPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycmuzik Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 All those guys look like they just came out of a Gap commercial.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted December 4 Author Report Share Posted December 4 Originally posted by dialectics i'm gonna get me one.... and listen to lots of KRAFTWERK!rob yeah, right! if you need some buddies, you, me and xpand can go ride out on these and MACK IT!and i would hook up some headlights ALA Orbital on my helmet OOO BOYYYEEE, WHATS OUR WORLD COMING TO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 Okay, I'm gonna be the only idiot to speak up in favor of the Segway.Yes, it looks dorky, but consider the technology:- It responds to shifts in body weight, not controls. So, people with disabilities (partial paralysis, the elderly, etc.) now have a way of getting around at a reasonable pace.- It's nearly impossible to knock over. See previous point.- It travels all day on 5 cents of electricity. With all of the people who routinely take cars to travel just a couple of miles alone, this is a great way to reduce traffic and spare the environment a little, too.- I think the name "Segway" is important. It's a misspelling of "segue", which means "transition". This device is the first of its kind -- wait and see where this technology takes us ten years from now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illlogik Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 Originally posted by hoke Okay, I'm gonna be the only idiot to speak up in favor of the Segway.Yes, it looks dorky, but consider the technology:- It responds to shifts in body weight, not controls. So, people with disabilities (partial paralysis, the elderly, etc.) now have a way of getting around at a reasonable pace.- It's nearly impossible to knock over. See previous point.- It travels all day on 5 cents of electricity. With all of the people who routinely take cars to travel just a couple of miles alone, this is a great way to reduce traffic and spare the environment a little, too.- I think the name "Segway" is important. It's a misspelling of "segue", which means "transition". This device is the first of its kind -- wait and see where this technology takes us ten years from now! NERD! JK hahI agree with you, its a very good new invention. But i don't think the majority of people are goin to get one. Why would you spend 3 grand on a little scooter when you can just walk and the sidewalks are crowded enough without those things in the way. But i would love for my old aunt to get one, she lives over by the columbia football field and she walk many blocks to get her things everyday. Maybe i will get her one. I think its a very good thing for old folkz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 Omg this thread is too fucking funny lmao!!! :laugh: George you better keep your promise to me and buy me one for x-mas lol!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 Originally posted by gmccookny yeah, right! if you need some buddies, you, me and xpand can go ride out on these and MACK IT!and i would hook up some headlights ALA Orbital on my helmet OOO BOYYYEEE, WHATS OUR WORLD COMING TO! yo....i can't mack...but on THOSE babies!!!!!!!!!!WOOYEAH!!!!!! **SMACKS CROTCH**Who feels emancipated?!?! I KNOW I DO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 lol!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 George Carlin:"Doesn't anybody just take a fucking walk anymore?"so so true... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted December 5 Author Report Share Posted December 5 Originally posted by cintron George Carlin:"Doesn't anybody just take a fucking walk anymore?"so so true... darn, i missed his special on HBO..owell, i'm sure i'll catch it on the 34th rerun of it this weekend ATTN KIM: Well, if i ever get to SEE you in person :grin: besides, i have something a little more ravishing planned 4 you uuggghhhh, i just thought of something...these robots are gonna take over humanity someday I mean, haven't u people seen that robotic dog that rolls over and barks! it fucking pisses milk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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