Guest funkysoul Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Sup everyone,Anyone got any good "your momma" jokes?! Lets hear it!Peace!...Download the music! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siceone Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 your house is so dirty the roaches ride around in dune buggies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siceone Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 your mamma so dumb she fell out a window and the hoe went upyour momma so black she put lotion on her leggs and it looked like she had leather pants on. your momma so black the police shot bullets at her and the bullets had to go back for flash lights your momma so tall she did a push up and burned her back on the sun your momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund your mom so old she fucked moses your momma so old shes in jesus' yearbook your momma so old when moses parted the red see she was on the ohter side fishing and finally the oldest momma joke in exsitenceyour momma so fat she uses a VCR for a beeper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tunnelbandit Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Your mother is so fat that when she wears high heels she strikes oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorfern Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 your mama is like a MLB pitcher...always on top of the rubber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 I wanted to forget people actually used to say this shit.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 your momma is so short, she plays handball against the curbyour momma is so big, when she stands on the corner, the cops come around and say, "Break it up, break it up" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 yo momma so fat when she puts a nickel in her ass and walks around she make change in penniesok yeah a dumb one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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