chynado11 Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseEverybody felt shittyEven the mouse,Mom at the WhorehouseDad Smoking GrassI'd just settled downFor a nice piece of ass,When out on the lawnI heard such a clatterI sprung from my pieceTo see what was the matter,Then out on the lawnI saw a big dickI knew in a momentIt must be Saint Nick,He came down the chimneyLike a bat out of hellI knew in a momentThe fucker had fell,He filled all our stockingsWith pretzels and beerAnd a big Rubber DickFor my brother the queer,He rose up the chimneyWith a thunderous FartThe Son of a BitchBlew the chimney apart,He swore and he cursedAs he rode out of sightPiss on you allAnd Have a Hell of a Night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chynado11 Posted December 13 Author Report Share Posted December 13 what u dont like my christmas gift..u ungrateful piece of *bleep*cd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 Originally posted by chynado11 what u dont like my christmas gift..u ungrateful piece of *bleep*cd Well, I was a bit disappointed cause I was expecting a picture of you dressed in a skimpy Santa Ho outfit. But I appreciate the thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chynado11 Posted December 13 Author Report Share Posted December 13 Originally posted by shadygroovedc Well, I was a bit disappointed cause I was expecting a picture of you dressed in a skimpy Santa Ho outfit. But I appreciate the thought. welll.......i do have one of those actually....lol...boy would u like to see...jkcd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 \Originally posted by chynado11 welll.......i do have one of those actually....lol...boy would u like to see...jkcd Yeah, yeah! Shady wanna see! Shady wanna see! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgiddy Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 Originally posted by shadygroovedc \Yeah, yeah! Shady wanna see! Shady wanna see! Forget Shady, I want to see? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chynado11 Posted December 13 Author Report Share Posted December 13 down boys down..ill send pics of the party if u wanna see me...but i shall not reveal the santa HO pic lolcd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgiddy Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 Originally posted by chynado11 down boys down..ill send pics of the party if u wanna see me...but i shall not reveal the santa HO pic lolcd See you can't tease us like that, it's just not fair, but anyways yes I GUESS those pics will do...bring them on...we'll start with those ones then work our way to the santa HO;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 Originally posted by shadygroovedc \Yeah, yeah! Shady wanna see! Shady wanna see! Hahahhaa Shady, you're on a cracked-out roll today! I'm quite amused! (and I didn't mean roll like E I meant like that steady progression of things...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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