phatman Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 OK this is really more for shits and giggles but for some reason it just "popped" into my head:my most recent terms are:running into a wall (sometimes i'll add "really hard")andrubbing one outand than you say... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 Punching your clown....thats my favorite... lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 My all time fave, SPANKING THE MONKEY! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 flogging the dolphin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
q-ny Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 Doin the ole knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 Banking the bucks and at times Banking the BIG bucks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubgodraver Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 petting the one-eyed snake, stroking the solami...ummm theres more but this is all i can think of right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siceone Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 whacking offpunching the munchkin and my personal favorite Phoning your mother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 Originally posted by q-ny Doin the ole knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. LOL!!!!i've heard...havin a 5 on 1 fight....and for girls~double click your mouse...there are more but i can never think good on the spot!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godfatherbam Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 Bop the bishopWaxen the beemerBeat the meat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 cranking out a batch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idrthrbclbng Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 run batch...whack pud... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idrthrbclbng Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 shakin hands with the guvna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 Are some of these you guys made up...haha:laugh: Never heard alot of them. I Like phoning your mom haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeprock Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 I got these from a website, some are pretty damn funny hehe Answer the Bone-A-PhoneAssault on a Friendly WeaponBackstroke RouletteBaiting your HookBatting PracticeBash The CandleBeat OffBeating the BaitBeating the BishopBeating the DummyBeating the SnakeBeating the Stick (Please no more "beat")Beating your MeatBeing your Own Best FriendBleed the WeedBlow Your LoadBludgeon the BeefsteakBoppin' your BolognaBox the Jesuit (16th-17th century!)Buckin' itBuffing the BananaBuffing the WoodBurping the WormButter Your CornCalling Down For More MayoCalling All CumCarrying WeightCast OffChanging your OilCharm the CobraChoaking Charlie 'till He Throws UpChoke the Serriff and Wait for the Posse to ComeChoke KojakChoke your ChickenCivil WarCleaning out your RopeClean the PipesClean your RifleClubbing EddyCouch Hockey for OneCracking the FatCrank the ShankCrankingCranking For CumCrank Your Cordiano (for Joe - the man with forearms like Popeye)Crown the KingCuff the CarrotCuffing the PuppyCum The ScumCuster's Last StandDate Miss MichiganDate Mother Palm and Her Five DaughtersDevil's Handshake (Catholic School)DiddleDishonorable DischargeDisseminatingDoddle WhackingDoodle Your NoodleDo The DewDrain the DragonDrain the MonsterDrain the VeinDropping A LineDropping Stomach PancakesFirm Your WormFist FuckFist your MisterFive Against OneFive Finger Knuckle ShuffleFive Knuckle OlympicsFlogging Your DongFlogging Your LogFlute SoloFlying a KiteFondle the FigFreeing the WilliesFrigging the Love Muscle (British)Gallop the AntelopeGallop the MaggotGetting In Touch With Your ManhoodGetting In Touch With YourselfGetting to Know Yourself Personally in the "Biblical Sense"Getting Your Caps PeeledGiving it a TugGiving the John HancockGrease the PipeGreasing your BoneHack the HogHam ShankHand JobHands on TrainingHand to Gland CombatHand WorkHaving a Roy (Australian)Have it OffHave One Off the WristHitchhike Under the Big TopHitching to HeavenHit the HamHolding All The CardsHolding Your Sausage HostageHone your BoneHump your FistHump your HoseHumpin' AirIroning Some WrinklesJack HammerJack OffJackin'Jackin' the BeanstalkJag OffJ Arthur Rank (British rhyming slang - wank)Jazz YourselfJelly RollJenny Macarthy JauntJerk OffJerk the GherkinJerk the JohnsonJiggle the JewelryJimmying your JoeyKilling the BeastKnock the Top OffKnuckle Shuffle on your Piss PumpLaunching the Hand ShuttleLeakin' the Main DrainLoping your MuleMaking the Bald Guy PukeMaking Nut ButterMaking YogurtMangle the MidgetManipulate the MangoManual OverrideMasonic Secret Self HandshakeMassage your MuscleMassage your Purple-Headed WarriorMeasuring For CondomsMeeting with Palmala HandersonMilking the BullMilking the LizardMilking the MonkeyMilkywayingMoulding Hot PlasticNerk your ThrobberOil the GloveOiling The Pogo StickOne Handed ClappingOne Man ShowOne Man Tug-O-WarPack your PalmPaddle the PicklePaint the PicklePain the WallsPam Anderson PolkaPat the RobertsonPeel Some ChilisPeel the BananaPeel the CarrotPetting Your DogPlaying With DickPlaying With Susi Palmer and her five friendsPlaying With Your Noodle Play Pocket PoolPlay the OrganPlay the PisserPlay the Piss PipePlay the Skin FlutePlay the Stand-Up OrganPlaying With the SnakePlaying Your InstrumentPlay With YourselfPlunk your TwangerPocket PinballPocket PoolPolish the Chrome DomePolish the RocketPolish the SwordPolish your BayonetPolish your HelmetPolish your Piece (please - no more polish euphamisms)Popping the PorpoisePopping The Purple PimplePound OffPound Your FlounderPound Your Piss PumpPounding your PudPudwhackingPud WrestlingPuddin'Pull the RootPulling The WirePulling Your GoaliePull OffPulling The Piss PumpPull the PolePull the PopePull Your PudPull your TaffyPumping For PleasurePumping For PowerPump the PythonPunchin' The ClownPunchin' The MunchkinPunishing PercyPunishing the BishopRam the HamRide the Great White KnucklerRolling The Fleshy BluntRoman Helmet RhumbaRopin' the Long HornRope the PonyRoughing up the SuspectRounding Up the TadpolesRoutin' for the YankeesRub One OutRub the Unicorn's HornRunka (Swedish)Scraping Your CarrotScratching the ItchSeasonin' Your MeatSee Mrs. Palmer & Five DaughtersSelf LoveSending out the TroopsShaking Hands With Abe Lincoln (Please - no more "Shaking Hands")Shaking Hands With the GovernorShaking Hands With ShortyShaking Hands With the UnemployedShake the SnakeShifting GearsShine Your PoleShining The HelmetShooting EnemiesShooting Putty at the MoonShooting ShermanShucking BubbaSlam the HammerSlammin' the SalamiSlappin' PappySlapping the ClownSlap Boxing the One-Eyed ChampSlap My Happy SacksSlap the SalamiSlapping the Cyclops (Please - no more "Slapping")Slapping your ChubSlinging JellySloppy Joe's Last StandSloppy Sign LanguageStroke the StallionSmacking your SisterSnap the MonkeySnap the WhipSnapping Your CarrotSpank the FrankSpank your MonkeySpear ChuckingSpreading the MayoSpunk the MonkSqueeze the Cream From the Flesh TwinkieSqueeze the LemonSqueezing the Tube of Tooth PasteSqueezing the BurritoStaff MeetingStall ClappingStir the SoupStroke OffStroking ItStroking your GoatStroke your PokerTaking a Shake BreakTame the Wild HogTap the TurkeyTease the PythonTease the WeasleTenderize the MeatThe Erky JerkThe Sticky Page RhumbaThreading a NeedleThrow off a BatchThrowin' DownThump the PumpTickle the ElmoTickle the PickleToss OffToss the BossToss the TurkeyTugging your Tapioka TubeTugging your Toobsteak/ToobsnakeTug of War with CyclopsTuning the AntennaTurning Japanese (UK - one step beyond wanking)Tussle with Your MuscleUnwapping the PepperoniVarnishing the CaneWailingWalk the DogWalking Willie the One Eyed Wonder WormWank (British)Waxing the DolphinWax your JacksonWax your WeaselWax your WillyWhack OffWhack Your TackWhip the DummyWhip your DripperWhipping the One-Eyed Wonder WeasleWhipping the PonyWhipping the Window WasherWhite Water WristingWhizzin' JizzimWiggling your WormWinding the Jack In The BoxWonk your ConkerWorking a Cramp out of your MuscleWorking your WillyWrestling the EelWring Out your RopeWring Your ThingYahtzeeYank My Doodle (It's a Dandy)Yank OffYank the Yodle (submitter says it's a black guy thing - will somebody please explain this one to me)Yank your Crank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeprock Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 3 Point ShotA Night in With the GirlsAiring the OrchidAuditioning the Finger PuppetsBeat the BeaverBeating Around the BushBrushing The BeaverBuff the WeasleCarpet BumpingCat Got TongueChecking for SquirrelsClam Bake for OneCleaning your FingersClittersComing Into Your OwnCountering CuntsCreamin'Coming Into Your OwnCunt CuddlingDialing the Rotary PhoneDigging a TrenchDoing your NailsDousing the DigitsDrilling For OilEngaging in Safe SexErasing the ProblemFanning the FurFeeding the Bearded ClamFeeding your SlotFiddling the BeanFingerbatingFingerpaintingFinger BlastingFlickin' the BeanFlit your ClitFucking Without ComplicationsGagging the ClamGagging the Lips of LoveGenital Stimulation via Phalangetic MotionGet a Date with Slick MittensGet a Lube JobGet To Know YourselfGet a Stinky PinkyGoing MiningGroping the GrottoGreasing your HipsGrissle RubGusset TypingHaving Sex With Someone you LoveHee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-MawHitchhiking SouthHitchhiking to HeavenHitchhiking Under the Big Top Jillin' OffJocelyn ElderingLet Your Fingers do the Walkin'Levy Break LimboMaking SoupManual OverrideMuffin Buffin'Nulling the VoidPaddling the Pink CanoePampering the PussyParting the Red SeaPearl FishingPet the PetuniaPet the Pussy CatPolishing the NuggetPolishing the PeanutPolishing the PearlPlay PokerPlay the ClitarPlay Couch Hockey for OnePlay the Silent TrumbonePlaying With Her PineapplePlaying with Mrs. Palmer's Five DaughtersPlaying With the Man in the BoatPushing the ButtonPussy SoccerRiding the UnicycleRolling the DoughRubbin' the NubbinRubbing the DonutRubbing the Red PussycatScoring the HoopSlapping the MackerelSoaking the Whisker BiscuitSpelunkingSpearing the Bearded ClamSqueeze the PeachStrummingStrumming the BanjoSurfing the ChannelTeasing the KittyTeasing the Tuna TacoTesting the PlumbingThe Virgin's ReleaseTickling the TacoTiptoe Through the TwoLipsToggling the BitTossing Pink SaladTrolling the Bermuda Triangle (Hope you don't find any aircraft in there!)Two Finger Taco TangoWashing your Fingers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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