gothzane Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 Alright...so me...bigpopanils and my friend chucksget there around 1140ish...after parking in a lot ($10 donated by me...no biggie)Walk a few blocks till we find the place.Hey look a hole in the wall....yeahHey...its fooken cold....yeahSo we get our ids scaned while were in lineand we get our ids drooled over in front of the linethen the ever pleasurable round the world and back pat downI tried to muster a woody to freak em out....but it was too damn cold.I think the bastard was shocked when he realized by balls were bigger then his...lolNow we go down the gueslist line....me going down the line introducing myself as Sexy Dee.....dont ask....i get a reduced admission ticket...yay!Time for the handstamp kids! yay...mine says SEXY..lolNow we have to go buy an entrance ticket....so far im thinking this is taking waay too many damn steps already....but the fun just starts.For some reason this is a special event....everyone was cursing their hearts out....the true new york spirit.but since i had my sexy ticket....only had to spend $30(Total $40) to get in and for some reason i had an Exit flashback.So i buy the fooken ticket...and hand the entrance guy the ticket....but i give him the reduced ticket by mistake....i havent slept in two days....sue me....but the dumb bastard doesnt notice the difference..I get a mental vision of a piggy bank drowing in a toilet bowl.So we continue on to the coatcheck where the lady bitches at me for her having to take my coat...i just smile and say thankyou llike the mr.niceguy that i am. handing her $3(Total $43) to safeguard my trenchcoat.Okay were in the club now (if you can call it that) yay!Bigass ClubPlanet sign the blind couldnt miss.Theres a table decked out in CP Lighters, some magazines, and index cards advertizing CP....yay.We say hi to a few familiar faces. share some hugs (which in my opinion Lavendermenace has her huging technique down to a science) some laughs, good wholesome cp meetup stuff.I realized i needed a beer very badly.So i ran to the bar....no bottels....WTF!So I settle for a whisky sour....no whisky....hmmmSo I settle for a vodka collins....doable...okay were gettingsomewhere....cha ching....$8 smackers.(Total $51)Back to the group...chatting about computers...this and that.Buy my friend chucks a double shot of whisky from another bar in the back that had it...and myself a can of 180$22 bucks..,,nazi bastards.....(Total $73)Take an eye to the crowd...I'talians and half naked chicks.I snicker at Lavender's remark about her being the only one dressed decent..$ Priceless (Total $73)So we turn our ears to the music....House...Id rather listen to a Yanni and Maria Carry duo.$ Couldnt pay me enough to listen to this craplola (Total $73)Only two hours of this crap before Johnny V.which ive never heard before.....but whateverSo Chucks and I find a nice comfy couch to laugh at this mokery and wait for some decent tunes....waiting is thirsty business so i aquired two bottles of water at $4.50 each (Total $82)So we wait...and wait...and wait...ZZzzzz....we both pass out cold....i finally wake up around 2:50ishTurn my ear to the music...Hard House by Johhny V.Alot better then the previous crap....something to bounce a little bit to....but mostly...it was pure regurgitated...So I wake Charlie up and we make like a tree and leave.Im freaking vibrating like an eletric dildo on creamate from the 180Realizing that we were the black sheep of the crowdand that sooo wasnt our scene.We grab a cab to the south ferry...im a decent tipper so 6 dollar ride so i toss em $10 (Total $92)Miss the boat by 10 minutes...so we wait an hour...and a half...Get to the SI side o' the ferry and i realize my metrocard is deadMonthly metrocard & Token for a friend$64.50 (Total $156.50)On the bus we decide were hungry...so when we get to my house we jump in the car and head to Ihop. $10 in pancakes....mmm pancakes...and me being thecrazed tipper $15 (Total 166.50)Now even though a fun roadtrip in traffic hell with Bigpop and a hug from Lavender outweighs the wasted expensesI figured in the stripper factor $166.50 Divided by $20 for a lapdance = 8 Lapdancesand six bucks for a beer.Now 8 Lapdances averaging at 5 minutes per = 40 minutes of quality entertainment.Now if I reflect that time estimate with the time estimate of entertainment which was accumilated from Roxy ( ZERO )hmmm sounds like a loss to me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heretic909 Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 :laugh: I told you. Shoulda come to Flamingo East tonight.Price to get in = $5 (except that I'm the DJ and get in for free)Drinks = $0 since I'm the DJ and people are buying me drinksCigs = $5 since I had to run out after my first set to buy a packMalt Liquor = $2 for the 40oz I bought after I left the clubCab Ride = $15 for a ride back into QueensTotal = $22 plus I got paid so I get back more money than I spentAnd we've got the good tunes and we also have whiskeyWe don't got the guidos, but we do have the half-naked chicksTsk tsk. When will you ever learn?See you at Gomorrah for NYE, bro... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msoprano Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 :laugh: even though you had a shitty time that was the best and most hilarious review i ever read..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 u put a lotta thought into that huh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
origskeemr Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 WTF, I MUST BE BLIND CAUSE I DIDNT SEE ANY SIGN AND I WANTED TO MEET SOME PEOPLE FROM CP SO I CAN PUT FACES BEHIND NAMES. OH WELL, BUT YEH I FUKIN HEAR YOU ON ADMISSION WTF $30 THANK GOD MY BOY GOT ME A COMP AND THE FUKIN DRINKS WERE $10 EACH PLUS YOU HAD TO TIP AND TO TOP IT OFF THEY WERE KINDA WEAK... BUT ONE PLUS FOR ME WAS THERE WERE A LOT OF GIRLS THERE:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted December 29 Author Report Share Posted December 29 Do you see this shit i have to go through bro?I just feel bad about ditching bigpop...just had to bug the fuck out of there.I didnt even mention the fact that I met one of myX's on the ferry....I purposly left that kindergarden shabacle out.We live we learn...Originally posted by xpander :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoozi8 Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 haha so you must have thought we were crazy fools dancing all crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jennEfer Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 Originally posted by origskeemr WTF, I MUST BE BLIND CAUSE I DIDNT SEE ANY SIGN AND I WANTED TO MEET SOME PEOPLE FROM CP SO I CAN PUT FACES BEHIND NAMES. OH WELL, BUT YEH I FUKIN HEAR YOU ON ADMISSION WTF $30 THANK GOD MY BOY GOT ME A COMP AND THE FUKIN DRINKS WERE $10 EACH PLUS YOU HAD TO TIP AND TO TOP IT OFF THEY WERE KINDA WEAK... BUT ONE PLUS FOR ME WAS THERE WERE A LOT OF GIRLS THERE:D YOU WERE THERE?!? I was playing the "I think I know that person" game again. So I was like "I think that is Josh, no, probably not" and I didn't say hi. Funny shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 Originally posted by gothzane Do you see this shit i have to go through bro?I just feel bad about ditching bigpop...just had to bug the fuck out of there.I didnt even mention the fact that I met one of myX's on the ferry....I purposly left that kindergarden shabacle out.We live we learn... couldnt you at least told me?i figured you guys left, but i left the club with the nagging suspicion that u guys were passed out in the club somewhere..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted December 30 Author Report Share Posted December 30 well we were for a little whilebut i tried looking for you i really didbut the guido stench was overwhelminghad to flee ...Sorry bro...really am...but thanks thoughhad a blast...sort of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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