bigpoppanils Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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maxx330 Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 hahahathis is the funniest thread on CP LMAO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlatang Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 Originally posted by boreese Wishful thinking, umm, maybe NOT yea, the meetin could be quite beneficialcause guidos could just cum into their bags and save us all the trouble of washing unknown sticky substances off our shoes i think that's an excellent idea. then they'd be called guido'-(s)cum-bags. and the bag ladies can then donate the sperm to the NJ keep the guido dance tradition support group. [of course there are nastier things the bagiies could do with the sperm, but let's not go there]. one thing is for sure:guidos don't have *lazy* sperm - it dances its way to vag*ina. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boreese Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 Originally posted by zlatang i think that's an excellent idea. then they'd be called guido'-(s)cum-bags. and the bag ladies can then donate the sperm to the NJ keep the guido dance tradition support group. [of course there are nastier things the bagiies could do with the sperm, but let's not go there]. one thing is for sure:guidos don't have *lazy* sperm - it dances its way to vag*ina. :D good ideawell I'm sure some of the bag ladies will keep the sperm for their own fulfilmentand how u would u know bout the dancin sperm anywaydid u go c the "Lord of the Sperm Dance" off off off way off B-way AGAIN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 Originally posted by zlatang i think that's an excellent idea. then they'd be called guido'-(s)cum-bags. and the bag ladies can then donate the sperm to the NJ keep the guido dance tradition support group. [of course there are nastier things the bagiies could do with the sperm, but let's not go there]. one thing is for sure:guidos don't have *lazy* sperm - it dances its way to vag*ina. :D I do believe that scumbag was actually a reference to a used condom...(s)cumbag...oh well, anyways...See, this is great...immediately proceeding after the Guido cums into the handbag, the owner of the said handbag would have to throw it out somewhere, therefore NOT BEING ABLE TO DUMP IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DANCEFLOOR AND DANCE AROUND IT, as they do...uh...two birds with one stone?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlatang Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Originally posted by boreese and how u would u know bout the dancin sperm anyway i just knew it...it's in the nature of the guidos to be industrious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boreese Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Originally posted by zlatang i just knew it...it's in the nature of the guidos to be industrious Industrious, now that's an interesting termand what makes u the expert on the nature of guidos??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlatang Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by boreese Industrious, now that's an interesting termand what makes u the expert on the nature of guidos??? hmm i think i became an expert on guidos since i met you *DUDE*you're my Guido!!!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boreese Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by zlatang hmm i think i became an expert on guidos since i met you *DUDE*you're my Guido!!!!! :laugh: And how does THAT work:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guccigrlnyc Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 you forgot the GUIDO BOUNCE!!!!!!!!!!! just go to factory you'll see what i mean lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
venus12 Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 Dont forget the female guido "Booty dance". In which they spread their legs with their hands on their thigs bend slighty forward then proceed to make their rear spaz out of control. This is usually followed by a male guido...who is uncontrolably drawn in to the "Booty dance". The male guido places himself behind the female guido holding out his arms to block other male guidos also drawn towards the booty dance. Then the guidos begin to dry shag each other. The procedings after this ordeal are quite intresting though. I couldn't agree with this shit more!!! Can that even be classified as dancing?!?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwyllion Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 What's up with the guidos with cheerleading moves (the "V" arms and the hop, skip, and a jump)??? I mean, I thought these were the guys who made fun of the male cheerleaders in high school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlatang Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 Originally posted by gwyllion What's up with the guidos with cheerleading moves (the "V" arms and the hop, skip, and a jump)??? I mean, I thought these were the guys who made fun of the male cheerleaders in high school. oh who knows who they made fun of...i think that any kind of dancing that can be associated with being athletic is the guido style...exposing the body is a MUST for them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneakerpimp Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 - The stair master: almost like jogging in place to the beat but lifting your feet as high as possible.- How about those that absolutely do not dance at all, rather they scan the floor for those guidette "booty dances". They lay dormant and wander the floor, bumping into everything. When they spot said "dance", or any hot girl dancing, they begin to grope away from behind. They get pushed off and the cycle begins again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlatang Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by sneakerpimp - The stair master: almost like jogging in place to the beat but lifting your feet as high as possible.- How about those that absolutely do not dance at all, rather they scan the floor for those guidette "booty dances". They lay dormant and wander the floor, bumping into everything. When they spot said "dance", or any hot girl dancing, they begin to grope away from behind. They get pushed off and the cycle begins again. so true:laugh: what about the so-caled "i wanna lick my nipple" dance in which the guido shows his buffed tongue and moves his head down so as to show how flex(ible) he can be.....it's also a foreplay for "i can blow my co*k/ i don't need you girls" coreography..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlatang Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 i felt the urge to make an addition to this thread, though noone posts here....it must be because i feel bad for this thread;) http://www.roxyguy.netfirms.com/main.htmli mean this has to be here as well.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by sneakerpimp - The stair master: almost like jogging in place to the beat but lifting your feet as high as possible. the norditrack!!!!i almost feel sorry for rdancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maximman Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by brooklynkid add to the list:1. The rotating sprinkler head2. The lawn mower pull-start hahaha... i was sitting in my chair and I started doing #2, and I actually had to stand up and leave the room to stop laughing... omg... i'm gonna do that the next time i'm out.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlatang Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Originally posted by maximman hahaha... i was sitting in my chair and I started doing #2, and I actually had to stand up and leave the room to stop laughing... omg... i'm gonna do that the next time i'm out.... the problem really is that we all may start dancing like that....and then we'd be like guidos....however, one also has to LOOK LIKE a guido to BE one.....so we are safe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brat4life81 Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 :laugh: :laugh: I think this is one of the funniest posts i have read! and its all soooooo true! i just want to kick them in their gresy heads! but i think the most fun is secretly going up behind them and mocking their little dances! and the second they notice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlatang Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 Originally posted by brat4life81 :laugh: :laugh: I think this is one of the funniest posts i have read! and its all soooooo true! i just want to kick them in their gresy heads! but i think the most fun is secretly going up behind them and mocking their little dances! and the second they notice hmmm, and the second they notice - what? they beat you up? "yooo, watcha doin man, imiting* me or wat? i'm gonna take you down dude man.....~punch punch~"* it stands for imitating of course, some guidos would never realise they are imitated, because they are so_______(you know what)good luck:blank: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brat4life81 Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 guys dont hut girls. and i make sure that they dont see me besides 95% of the time they dont notice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f0xyminx Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 so cruel, so cruel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f0xyminx Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 and yet so fucking hilariousyou guys are too much :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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