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What do you call an 8 oz. Ethiopian?

Lucky

When you look at a barcode on any product, what are you actually seeing?

A Bunch of Ethiopians standing in line for dinner.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub?

As many as you want; they keep slipping down the drain.

What's dark and has cobwebs?

An Ethiopian's asshole.

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How many Ethiopians fit in a phone booth?

All of them

How do you get them out?

Throw in a bar of soap

What’s black and runs through the desert at 100mph?

An Ethiopian with a McDonalds voucher

How do you kill a million flies at once?

Hit an Ethiopian with a shovel

What’s the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian woman?

You know she’ll swallow!

What does an Ethiopian do with a bag of rice?

Open a restaurant

When you look at a barcode on any product, what are you actually seeing?

A Bunch of Ethiopians standing in line for dinner.

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