djmikedr Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 >1. The nice men are ugly. >2. The handsome men are not nice. >3. The handsome and nice men are gay. >4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. >5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money. >6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money. >7. The handsome men without money are after our money. >8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough. >9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards. >10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!! >11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative. > >NOW ....WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN? >Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job >to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something >you'd like to have dinner with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 Although hysterical i completely agree with it...lol6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their moneyi guess thats me...my version...>1. The nice women are ugly. >2. The beautiful women are bitchy. >3. The beautiful and nice women are lesbians. >4. The beautiful, nice and heterosexual women are married. >5. The women who are not so pretty, but are nice, are completely insane.>6. The women who are not so pretty, but are nice with money think men are only after their money. >7. The beautiful women without money are after our money. >8. The beautiful women, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are studly enough. >9. The women who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are afraid that well treat them wrong. >10. The women who are somewhat pretty, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are straight, are shy and usually come attacted with a "Cock Blocker" *Women who are ugly and mean* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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