rejection lines and what they mean

[rachel1997]

From women

I think of you as a brother.

(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

There's a slight difference in our ages.

(You are one Jurassic geezer.)

I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.

(You are the ugliest jerk I've ever laid eyes upon.)

My life is too complicated right now.

(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

I've got a boyfriend

(who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's ice cream).

I don't date men where I work.

(Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

It's not you, it's me.

(It's not me, it's you.)

I'm concentrating on my career.

(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

I'm celibate.

(I've sworn off only the men like you.)

From men

10. I think of you as a sister.

(You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.

(You're ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.

(You're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now.

(You're ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend.

(You're ugly.)

5. I don't date women where I work.)

(You're ugly.)

4. It's not you, it's me.

(You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.

(You're ugly.)

2. I'm celibate.

(You're ugly.)

1. Let's be friends.

(You're sinfully ugly.)

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