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Guest jroo
Originally posted by eggmok

well let me say this . . .

it is simply quite refreshing to actually talk to someone who truly makes you smile because you realize :idea: they aren't shallow, conceited and worst of all fake . . .

it's like a breath of fresh air . . .

none of the superficial bullshit that you hoplessly use in a conversation because "he said she said " which disappointingly leads to nothing . . .

well, talking to someone and not realizing that the time has completely flown by means you know where i'm coming from . . .

true friendship in every sense of the word . . .

i think that im honestly going to throw up now.

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girl, you must wash your pants with windex, cause i can see myself in them!

or

girl, you remind me of a keg, because i want to tap dat ass!

or

are you're feet tired? because you've been running through my mind all day!!

or

that's a nice outfit! i know how it could look better, put it on my bedroom floor.

umm

i lost my phone number, can i have yours?

or

if i told you , you have a great body. would you hold it against me?

or

do you have italian in you? do you want some?

or

what you man got to do with me? i aint trying to hear that see.

and

do you have 35 cents? because my mom told me to call her when i fell in love.

ok, i guess thats about it. oh wait one more!!

nice shoes, wanna fuck?

alright there now i believe that im done :)

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Originally posted by eggmok

the trials and tribulations of eggmok . . .

jroo, you forgot that i have the power to completely erase you from this board . . .

mmwwwwhahahaha . . .

i didnt think that anybody ever read what i put?!

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in the midst of me having the snots, i will respond to this, yes i have talked to someone like i had known each other for ever, BUT the downfall of that is sometimes ppl get that mixed up as if that is love or fate at first sight, they jump the gun and forget the simplicity of life that there is still a process and a need for foundation for friends or to actually care for someone, but i recently talked to someone on the phone and it was like we had known each other for awhile, we even ate at the same place in new york and knew the same people, weird eh?? but it reminds me that there is hope to find some really nice kindred spirits..;)

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Originally posted by chynado11

ill remember that comment eggmok..whenever i see you out u better watch your back...:flame::D

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STFU nobody was talking to you, anyways from what I hear you couldn't hurt a fly:blown: Now give me back my property, CLEAN, not infected, thanks

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Originally posted by pgiddy

STFU nobody was talking to you, anyways from what I hear you couldn't hurt a fly:blown: Now give me back my property, CLEAN, not infected, thanks

YOU AGAIN??!!! i never had ur infested property and never want it...mind your own and please step the fuck back...

ok im done with you

have a good day

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Originally posted by eggmok

ye of little faith, the only dorks here are they guys . . .

Al Bundy you can STFU also, or if you like we could play the guess what kind of shoes I'm wearing? Or we could even take it a step further and play guess what kind/size shoe is up your ass.....:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Bundy, that still makes me laugh:laugh:

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Originally posted by malanee

Did you know that a whale's penis is called a dork?

i think you meant that my dorky penis is called a whale . . .

actually, we should pre-judge a person's penis by the car they drive and since i drive a volkswagon bug . . .

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Originally posted by eggmok

i think you meant that my dorky penis is called a whale . . .

actually, we should pre-judge a person's penis by the car they drive and since i drive a volkswagon bug . . .

isn't it usually the case that one tries to make up for the things one does not 'have' with material things?

is this your case?

i leave a little room for mystery by keeping my mouth shut, but that's just me...

sssssshhhhhhhhwiiiiinnnng!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Originally posted by eggmok

i think you meant that my dorky penis is called a whale . . .

actually, we should pre-judge a person's penis by the car they drive and since i drive a volkswagon bug . . .

I have a big 'ole Jeep Grand Cherokee with two 10" Subs that you can hear 5 blocks away when it booms... :D

So pre-judgement would suffice

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Originally posted by eggmok

ye of little faith, the only dorks here are they guys . . .

suck it, i thought that pimps didnt fall in love. you softy

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