sex on an airplane joke

[johnnyblackroc]

A man is sitting in his seat on a plane when a beautiful woman steps into the plane. As she gentily strides down the aisle, he is hoping she sits next to him. Sure enough she does.

He asks her where she is going and the woman responds, "I am the guest speaker at a nymphomaniacs convention."

The guy is getting all worked up now, so he asks if there are any myths she'd like to reveal to be true. She agrees and says, "Well, as you know, African american men have always had the stereotype of being the most well endowed when in fact it is actually Native americans. As far as the best lovers, everyone always assumes it is the French, when in fact Jewish men make the best lovers but the biggest revealation I have made is that the Southern Redneck is the most complete lover of all. But I have told you too much already so I must stop because I don't even know your name."

With a smile the man says, "My name is Tonto. Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."