pipdaddy Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 > Very Funny and Relevant.... > > LIVING IN THE 00'S > > You know you're living in the 00's when: - > > 1. You try to enter your password on the microwave. > > 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. > > 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. > > 4. You e-mail your buddy who works at the desk next to you. > > 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not> have e-mail addresses. > > 6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in> a business manner. > > 7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a "9" to> get an outside line. > > 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three> different companies. > > 9. Your company's welcome sign is attached with Velcro. > > 10. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket. > > 11. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news. > > 12. Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all of your> best jokes. > > 13. Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job. > > 14. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get> long-service awards. > > 15. Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World countries> annual budgets combined. > > 16. Interviewees, despite not having relevant knowledge or experience,> terminate the interview when told of the starting salary.> > 17. Free food left over from meetings is your staple diet. > > 18. Your supervisor gets a brand-new state-of-the-art laptop with all the> latest features, while you have time to go for lunch while yours boots up.> > 19. Being sick is defined as you can't walk or you're in hospital. > > 20. There's no money in the budget for the five permanent staff your> department desperately needs, but they can afford four full-time> management consultants advising your boss's boss on strategy.> > 21. Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers".> > > AND THE CLINCHERS ARE.. > > 22. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling. > > 23. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your> "friends". > > 24. It crosses your mind that your jokes group may have seen this list> already, but you don't have time to check so you forward it anyway.> > 25. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore,> except to send you jokes from the net. > > 26. This email has 20 different disclaimer notes at the bottom, telling> you that the information is confidential, but you forward anyway> > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 LOL...GOOD ONE PIPDADDY:laugh: :laugh: You know its going to be moved to the HUMOR BOARD... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greyskyy Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 ONE to be added:You can not use a regular phone because there is no SEND button! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 SO TRUE! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 Originally posted by greyskyy ONE to be added:You can not use a regular phone because there is no SEND button! What's a regular phone look like......You are at home and your friends and family know it, but they call you on your cell phone anyways.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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