shroomy Posted January 29 Report Share Posted January 29 Mathematics?? ROMANCE MATHEMATICSSmart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = affairDumb man + smart woman = marriageDumb man + dumb woman = pregnancyOFFICE ARITHMETICSmart boss + smart employee = profitSmart boss + dumb employee = productionDumb boss + smart employee = promotionDumb boss + dumb employee = overtimeSHOPPING MATHA man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICSA woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man!!!!!HAPPINESSTo be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.LONGEVITYMarried men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.MEMORYAny married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.APPEARANCEMen wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.Women somehow deteriorate during the night.PROPENSITY TO CHANGEA woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.DISCUSSION TECHNIQUEA woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.COMPREHENSIONThere are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman;Before marriage and after marriage.HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after Istarted doing the same thing to them at funerals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted January 29 Report Share Posted January 29 hahaha...this was good. they really should teach ab stuff like this in school.....however, i'm doing my student teaching right now at a school...and for some odd reason or another...i'm not quite sure this lesson will go over to well with the principle and parents......lololol....oh well..i guess its just in growing up and threads like this one that u find out ab these things!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernextnation Posted January 29 Report Share Posted January 29 ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. COMPREHENSION There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman; Before marriage and after marriage. Too Fuc@!# Funny!!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purpleindigo Posted January 29 Report Share Posted January 29 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted January 29 Report Share Posted January 29 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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