dgmodel Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 > Three women die together in an accident and go to> heaven. When they get> > there, St. Peter says, We only have one rule here> in heaven ... don't> step> > on the ducks." So they enter heaven, and sure> enough, there> > are ducks all over the place. It is almost> impossible not to step on a> duck,> > and although they try their best to avoid them,> the first woman> accidentally> > steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the> ugliest> > man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together> and says, "Your> punishment> > for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity> chained to this ugly man!"> >> > The next day, the second woman accidentally steps> on a duck, and along> comes> > St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him> is another extremely> ugly> > man. He chains them together with the same> punishment as> > the first woman.> >> > The third woman has observed all this and, not> wanting to be chained for> all> > eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful> where she steps. She> manages> > to go months without stepping on any ducks, but> one day St. Peter comes> up> > to her with the most handsome man she has ever> laid eyes on ... very> tall,> > tan, muscular, and with good hair. St. Peter> chains them together without> > saying a word.> >> > The woman coyly remarks, "I wonder what I did to> deserve being chained to> > you for all of eternity?" And the guy says, "Well,> I don't know what you> > did, but I> > stepped on a duck." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exit2heaven Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Hey i actually like that one...its a good one to tell when playing beer pong or sumthin.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted January 30 Author Report Share Posted January 30 oh man beer pong havent played that in the longest... how about kings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 hehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jennEfer Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 hehe... that was silly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidxtc Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 i wish i was an ugly duckling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exit2heaven Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 Originally posted by dgmodel oh man beer pong havent played that in the longest... how about kings? mmmm....damn...im not sure if i know how to play that....im not too big on the beer games...i didnt go away for college. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted January 31 Author Report Share Posted January 31 neither did i... just visited them... kings is the card game one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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