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> > A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked

> to

> > buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him

> that

> > they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the


> > ask his manager about the matter.

> >

> > Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some asshole

> wants

> > to buy a half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned

> to

> > find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman

> > kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal and

> the

> > man went on his way. Later the manager found the boy and said, "I was

> > impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier.


> > like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"

> >

> > "Canada, sir," the boy replied.

> >

> > "Well, why did you leave Canada," the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir,

> > there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there."

> >

> > "Really!" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada!" The boy replied,


> > shit??? Which team did she play for?"

> >

> >



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