foxyroxy20 Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 >>>Hi, my love, ," says Bob. "Is Mommy near the phone?" The little girl>replies. "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank.">After a brief pause, Bob says "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, my>love!" "Yes, I do." the little girl replies. "This is what I want you to>do" Bob begins. " Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the>bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car's just>pulled up outside the house." "Okay, Daddy!" she replies excitedly. A>few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did>what you said, Daddy." "And what happened?" Bob asked eagerly. "Well,>Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming,>then she tripped over the rug and fell down the front steps and she's>just lying there. Her neck looks funny. I think she's dead." "Oh my>God... and what about Uncle Frank?" Bob asked, shocked. "He jumped out>of bed with no clothes on too, and he looked all scared and he jumped>out the back window into the swimming pool, but he must have forgotten>that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the>bottom of the swimming pool and is just lying there, not moving. He may>be dead too." There is a pause, and then Bob says, "Swimming pool?>Sorry, is this 854-7039?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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