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>Hi, my love, ," says Bob. "Is Mommy near the phone?" The little girl

>replies. "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."

>After a brief pause, Bob says "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, my

>love!" "Yes, I do." the little girl replies. "This is what I want you to

>do" Bob begins. " Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the

>bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car's just

>pulled up outside the house." "Okay, Daddy!" she replies excitedly. A

>few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did

>what you said, Daddy." "And what happened?" Bob asked eagerly. "Well,

>Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming,

>then she tripped over the rug and fell down the front steps and she's

>just lying there. Her neck looks funny. I think she's dead." "Oh my

>God... and what about Uncle Frank?" Bob asked, shocked. "He jumped out

>of bed with no clothes on too, and he looked all scared and he jumped

>out the back window into the swimming pool, but he must have forgotten

>that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the

>bottom of the swimming pool and is just lying there, not moving. He may

>be dead too." There is a pause, and then Bob says, "Swimming pool?

>Sorry, is this 854-7039?"

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