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highmay

Since this is the sex board, I'd like to say:

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uhoh mom jokes!!

ok ok I got one...

ok lets get off of mothers ... cause I just got off yours! haaaaaaaaaa

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Originally posted by highmay

Well your mom has a lot of expeirience. Bitch so old, she gave dinosaurs head.

lol, ok ok I hear ya!

your moms so fat that the back of her neck looks like a roll of hotdogs!! holla!

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Originally posted by highmay

Please...your slut whore mother is so old, when she reads the Bible, she reminisces.

your mother is so stupid, she studied for a drug test

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That if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

She made an onion cry.

They filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!

When they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours . . . for an estimate!

She tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

She had to get her baby drunk to breastfeed it!

That your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

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Originally posted by dgmodel

That if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

She made an onion cry.

They filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!

When they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours . . . for an estimate!

She tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

She had to get her baby drunk to breastfeed it!

That your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Originally posted by dgmodel

That if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

She made an onion cry.

They filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!

When they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours . . . for an estimate!

She tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

She had to get her baby drunk to breastfeed it!

That your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: You guys are killing me...

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Yo Momma so old, Jesus is in her yearbook.

Yo Momma so fat, they won't let her wear a Malcom X jacket cuz helecopters keep tryin to land on her back.

Yo Momma so fat, after I fucked her, I rolled over 3 times and I was STILL on top of the bitch!!!

Yo momma so stupid, someone said it was chilly outside and the bitch came out with a bowl.

Yo Momma so black, when she went to night school, they marked her absent.

Yo Momma so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to EVERYBODY!!!

That's all I can think of for now.

More to come.

Peace,

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