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3 funny jokes..esp last one...hehe (imo)


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>A cabby picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't

>stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I

>have

>a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

>

>She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I

>am

>and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear

>just

>about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could

>say or ask that I would find offensive."

>

>"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

>

>She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to

>be

>single and #2 you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and

>says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

>

>"OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley" He does and the nun fulfills

>his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they

>get

>back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child, said the

>nun, why are you crying?"

>

>"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm

>married

>and I'm Jewish."

>

>The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a

>Halloween

>party."

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>A biker picks up a hooker from the bar. Once alone with the hooker, the

>scooter tramp puts 50 bucks on the bed and drops his drawers. The

>prostitute gasps, the dude has an 18" dick.

>"I'm not putting that fucking monster inside me," she whispers, "I'll

>suck it, but that's it."

>"Forget it," the biker replies, taking back his money. "I can do that

>myself."

>

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>

>

>A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair

>smells nice. The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and

>tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains

>why. The supervisor is puzzled by this time and says, "What's wrong with

>the coworker telling you your hair smells nice." The woman replies, "He's

>a midget."

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