doubtness Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair,ties up the woman to the bed andwhile he gets on top of her, he kisses her onthe neck, then gets up, andgoes to the bathroom.While he is there, the husband tells his wife:"Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison,and has not seen a woman in years. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction.This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry,he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.To which the wife responds, "I am glad youthink that way. Sure, he has not seen a woman in years, but he was not kissingmy neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy,and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthony Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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