Today's Joke

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Ways To Have Fun in the Workplace

Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same

outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. This is

especially effective if your boss is of a different

gender than you.

Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to

them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky."

"No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree

with you there, Cha-Cha."

Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them

exactly what you're doing. For example: "If anyone

needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."

Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost

them as much since you did this.

While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in

Palmolive liquid. Call everyone Marge.

Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell

people you're waiting for your document.

Every time someone asks you to do something, anything,

ask them if they want fries with that.

Send e-mail back and forth to yourself engaging yourself

in an intellectual debate. Forward the mail to a

co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.

Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little

synchronized chair-dancing.

Put your trash can on your desk. Label it "IN."

Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.