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Body Like New Jersey

The girl said to her date, "You're in for a real trip,

I have been told I have a body like New Jersey."

He grabs her waist and asks "What's this?" She

replies, "This is Middlesex."

Then he grabs her butt and asks "What's this? She

replies "Freehold."

Then he grabs her breast and asks "What's this?" She

replies "Point Pleasant."

Then he looks down and says, "I guess that's Cherry

Hill?"

And she replies "No, that's Eatontown."

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