rachel1997 Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE 10) "What the fuck was that?"---Mayor of Hiroshima9) "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" ----Custer8) "Any fucking idiot could understand that." --- Einstein7) "It does SO fucking look like her!" -- Picasso6) "How the fuck did you work that out?"---Pythagorus5) "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" --- Michaelangelo4) "I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain."--- Joan of Arc3) "Scattered fucking showers...my ass!" --- Noah2) "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head!"---JFK1) "Aw, c'mon, who the fuck is going to find out?"--- Bill Clinton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rachel1997 Posted February 5 Author Report Share Posted February 5 FuckPerhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word “Fuckâ€. It is one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language “Fuck†falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive passive verb (Mary really doesn’t give a fuck); or an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John); and as a noun (Mary is a terrible fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of “Fuckâ€.Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:GREETINGS……………………….â€How the fuck are you?â€FRAUD……………………………..â€I got fucked by the car dealer.â€DISMAY……………………………â€Oh, fuck it!â€TROUBLE………………………….â€Well, I guess I’m fucked nowâ€AGGRESSION……………………..â€Fuck you.â€DIGUST…………………………….â€Fuck me.â€CONFUSION………………………â€What the fuck--?â€DIFFICULTY………………………â€I don’t understand this fucking business.â€DESPAIR…………………………..â€Fucked again.â€INCOMPETENCE…………………â€He fucked up everything.â€DISPLEASURE……………………â€What the fuck is going on here?â€LOST……………………………….â€Where the fuck are we?â€DISBELIEF………………………...â€Unfuckingbelievable!â€RETALIATION……………………â€Up your fucking ass!â€It can be used in an anatomical description--He’s a fucking asshole.â€It can be used to tell time--“It’s five fucking thirty.â€It can be used in business--How did I wind up with this fucking job?â€It can be maternal--as in “Motherfucker.â€It can be political—“Fuck Clinton.â€And never forget the immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic, who said, “Where is all this fucking water coming from?â€The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say, “Fuckâ€? Use it frequently in your daily speech; it will add to your prestige.Today---say to someone---“FUCK YOU.†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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georgym Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 1) "Aw, c'mon, who the fuck is going to find out?"--- Bill Clinton So, so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggfella4 Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 hahahahahaah... :laugh: peace outgianni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guccigrlnyc Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT "FUCK" ISNT EVEN A BAD WORD? MY ENGLISH PROFESSOR TOLD ME THAT BACK IN THE DAY MEN USED TO HAVE TO ASK PERMISSION TO MARRY A WOMEN SO FUCK STANDES FOR F=FORNICATEDU=UNDERC=THE CONSENT OFK=THE KINGNO JOKE THATS CRAZY SHIT SO WHEN EVER PEOPLE SAY STOP CURSING YOU CAN SAY FUCK YOU SOO MANY TIMES WITH NO HARM DONE LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 yup.except it's"forniFICATION under consent of the king"basically yon high and mighty kingwould grant ye permission to, umm,-you know-, thine marriage bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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