djmikedr Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplatingmarriage - under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage .... TWO YEAR DEGREE A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn a MA degree (MaleArts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline. FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: MEN 101 Combating Stupidity MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas Winter Schedule: MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4 am MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers Spring Schedule: MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule: SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down (Elective) (See Electives Below) Winter Schedule: MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important Spring Schedule: MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only) MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2 Course Electives: EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly MEN 231 Mothers-in-law MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear" ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her Just a thought for all the women out there. MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause, GUYnocologist (poetic spelling) Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoozi8 Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 hahahaha Mikey I can so hear you narrating that on a commercial Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by apotheosis ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by apotheosis MEN 101 Combating Stupidity MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2 I tried to pick the most important one, but damn there were so many!Mikey, is there a phone number or website? I'd like to do some research in case I ever get engaged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by tastyt I tried to pick the most important one, but damn there were so many!Mikey, is there a phone number or website? I'd like to do some research in case I ever get engaged. who would marry you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by gabo who would marry you? A man with at least a little bit of maturity.In other words- I have absolutely no idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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