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RECIPE FOR MAKING LOVE (My Boyfriend Sent This To ME)

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RECIPE FOR MAKING LOVE:

INGREDIENTS:

4 Laughing eyes

4 Well-shaped legs

4 Loving arms

2 Firm milk containers

2 Nuts

1 Fur-lined mixing bowl

1 Firm banana

DIRECTIONS :

1. Look into laughing eyes.

2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.

3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.

4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk containers

5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover

with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).

6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't

soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash

utensils carefully before and after use.

2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.

3. If cake rises, leave town.

HappY Valentines Day!!!!!!!!!!!

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