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If your single, but still need a lil' loving this Valentine's Day....where's the best place to get it? Ex? Mr. Vibes? Friend? Mommy? Daddy??

I think I'll be settling for the ex this year. We both agreed unless something last minute comes up (highly unlikely) that we'll at least have each other. I'm considering bailing, but really don't want to be alone on Valentine's day.

Anyone else reek of desperation like I do?:tongue::mad::tongue:

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Originally posted by tastyt

HEY LEAVE ROSIE OUT OF IT!!! :yuck:

But if Jack and Karen want to join in, it's all good!

why dont you come on over and do Must See TV @ my place

you can sit on the recliner, i'll give you a foot massage, and feed you some of these:

SB-SE11700.GIF

...and i can do my one man show for you, "Just Phatman"

;)

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I will be getting some from Mr. J. Daniels, and if his friend, Mr. J. Walker is around, we'll have a 3-some. Take make it more interesting it will be all oral with ice and some coke!!!

But those are the only dudes I would ever hook up with, ever. Well, Mr. Belvedere is alright, and I find Mr. Beam is a headache in the morning.

Hey at least they are reliable and guaranteed performers!!!!!

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Originally posted by wahoo

I will be getting some from Mr. J. Daniels, and if his friend, Mr. J. Walker is around, we'll have a 3-some. Take make it more interesting it will be all oral with ice and some coke!!!

But those are the only dudes I would ever hook up with, ever. Well, Mr. Belvedere is alright, and I find Mr. Beam is a headache in the morning.

Hey at least they are reliable and guaranteed performers!!!!!

<~~~< Very reliable performer....Who's a HUGE Axl Fan!

Would you like some company?;)

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Originally posted by marcid21

<~~~< Very reliable performer....Who's a HUGE Axl Fan!

Would you like some company?;)

Sounds like a treat, however i am in washington dc, nations capital, home of senator and congressman affairs. But if you'se around I'm game, I know some good and cheap get you f'ed up bars!!!!!! See the problem is I don't know *that* french...

(side note, axl turned 40 last week, f'ing 40!!!)

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Originally posted by fierydesire

same here:rolleyes: ....haha..its all good, never wanna call an ex again

My whole ex V-Day rendeavous (sp?) is strictly platonic! I'm not goin' down that avenue again either! Ughhh....i'm getting a headache just thinking about it....:rolleyes:

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Guest danni133

Hmm..a substitute for a Valentine's Day date....well you can always paint yourself as a red heart?!? I bet you'd look hot Marcid!

~Danielle

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