boywonder77 Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 I just spent three hours scrubbing my bathroom spotless. Bathtub with softscrub, the fuckin filthy ass toilet. Absolutely the worst. But her's what I realized, If I don't get rich enough to hire a full time maid, I might have to get married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Whats the matter? Mommy don't clean your porcelian palace anymore???<~~~Marry me....I'd like to flush your head in a dirty toilet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by boywonder77 I just spent three hours scrubbing my bathroom spotless. Bathtub with softscrub, the fuckin filthy ass toilet. Absolutely the worst. But her's what I realized, If I don't get rich enough to hire a full time maid, I might have to get married. :laugh: Oh, poor you! God forbid you have to clean toilets your whole life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boywonder77 Posted February 13 Author Report Share Posted February 13 You guys didn't make me feel better at all. Actually I've lived on my own since I was 17. I've cleaned the toilet many times, it doesn't make it suck any less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by boywonder77 You guys didn't make me feel better at all. Actually I've lived on my own since I was 17. I've cleaned the toilet many times, it doesn't make it suck any less. And how old are you now?PS...One smart ass comment deserves another...and another, and another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boywonder77 Posted February 13 Author Report Share Posted February 13 So in seven years I've probably had to clean the toilet like five maybe six times, I'm pretty good at it now I have a system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Well good luck in your money-making endeavors. Because you never know, you could always get married and find out that your wife has an allergy to household cleaning products. Just like me. *at least that's my story and i'm sticking to it* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boywonder77 Posted February 14 Author Report Share Posted February 14 I'm allergic to latex. To be honest with you I was really stoned whenn I starte this thread, and I knew it would piss off you broads. I'm sorry did I just say broads, I meant chicks. I'm feeling a little mean today, probably because evrey one else is so damn happy and I have t go to work at the strip club with the loneliest soles alive. Who the fuck goes t a strip club on valentines day. Fuck that feeling sorry for yourself is for losers. Now I'm back in a good mood. Happy Valentines day sweetheart, If you want to get married I'll clean the toilet forever. Now that's fucking romance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by boywonder77 Happy Valentines day sweetheart, If you want to get married I'll clean the toilet forever. Now that's fucking romance. OMG- LMFAOOOOOO! That is absolutely classic! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boywonder77 Posted February 14 Author Report Share Posted February 14 Be my valentine, I'll say really classy things like, "Wow, that was special", and " I'll call you tommorow". And I will I promise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by boywonder77 Be my valentine, I'll say really classy things like, "Wow, that was special", and " I'll call you tommorow". And I will I promise. haha:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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