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1. A recent study found out which days men prefer to have Sex. It was found

that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started

with the letter "T." Tuesday, Thursday, Thanksgiving, Today, Tomorrow,

Thaturday and Thunday

2. A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the

middle of the night. 5% said it was to get a glass of water, 12% said It

was to go the toilet, and 83% said it was to go home.

3. The perfect start to the day. You're sitting at the table and your son

is on the cover of the box of Wheaties. Your mistress is on the cover of

Playboy. And your wife is on the back of the milk carton.

4. Three hillbilly's sitting around talking about their wives one day.

First hillbilly say's "my wife’s so stupid, she bought a new washer and

dryer and we don't even have electricity". Second hillbilly says,†awe that

aie'n nothin, my wife’s so stupid she bought a new dishwasher and we don't

have runnin' water". Third hillbilly says "that ain't nothin, I looked in

my wife’s purse yesterday and she bought a whole bunch of condoms, and she

ain't got no penis!"

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